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In reply to the discussion: What Kind of Drink are you? [View all]MadrasT
(7,237 posts)37. I AM A JUICE BOX!
You are a Juice Box. Some say you're no fun, but you know better than to waste your time drinking. Not only does alcohol cut down on time better spent being productive, studies show it can have an adverse effect on your long-term health. You have plenty of friends, but you don't get invited to the coolest parties. Sometimes you might wish you weren't so different, but other times you consider yourself better than the rest.
I am over here.
My entire refrigerator door is filled with JUICE BOXES!!! I have like 5 dozen juice boxes, I am addicted to juice boxes.
(The shelves are full of Arrogant Bastard IPA and assorted offerings from Victory Brewing Company)
(and I drink a nip of alcohol almost daily)
But JUICE BOX!!! That is so funny to me!
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