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edgineered

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3. Those damned fortune cookies are the worst.

Reply to Brigid (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2014, 01:32 PM

Aug 2014

Three times in a row mine said: Learn Chinese. Must be a sign I thought. So I got the Fluenz program and did the first two levels. Now able to speak a little Chinese I go back to the restaurant and find out from Maggie that all the cookies say that on one side, the fortune is on the other. Xiexie ni, zaijian.

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Scary Chinese fortune cookie I just got: [View all] Brigid Aug 2014 OP

Does this have anything to do with my genitalia? Tobin S. Aug 2014 #1

My fortune cookie thinks it's a comedian pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #2

I once had one that said . . . Brigid Aug 2014 #5

Those damned fortune cookies are the worst. edgineered Aug 2014 #3

Yikes, my dear Brigid! CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2014 #4

I once had one that said . . . Brigid Aug 2014 #6

I live by the one I got a few years back digonswine Aug 2014 #7

Whoa, is someone following you? shenmue Aug 2014 #8

On my wedding night (1965) HeiressofBickworth Sep 2014 #9

My son insists that every fortune cookie he gets says Fortinbras Armstrong Sep 2014 #10

Yeah, well... Wait Wut Sep 2014 #11

Yeah we know your dirty little secret so you might as well just post about it here at DU LynneSin Sep 2014 #12