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10. My son insists that every fortune cookie he gets says

Reply to Brigid (Original post)

Tue Sep 2, 2014, 12:34 PM

Sep 2014

"Pain and misery will haunt your miserable soul for all eternity."

I want to see ones that say things like, "Don't duck that telephone call from the IRS." or "You will be overwhelmed by the simple eloquence of a LeRoy Neimann painting, proving you have shitty taste."

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Scary Chinese fortune cookie I just got: [View all] Brigid Aug 2014 OP

Does this have anything to do with my genitalia? Tobin S. Aug 2014 #1

My fortune cookie thinks it's a comedian pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #2

I once had one that said . . . Brigid Aug 2014 #5

Those damned fortune cookies are the worst. edgineered Aug 2014 #3

Yikes, my dear Brigid! CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2014 #4

I once had one that said . . . Brigid Aug 2014 #6

I live by the one I got a few years back digonswine Aug 2014 #7

Whoa, is someone following you? shenmue Aug 2014 #8

On my wedding night (1965) HeiressofBickworth Sep 2014 #9

My son insists that every fortune cookie he gets says Fortinbras Armstrong Sep 2014 #10

Yeah, well... Wait Wut Sep 2014 #11

Yeah we know your dirty little secret so you might as well just post about it here at DU LynneSin Sep 2014 #12