Mesa woman has to have vibrator surgically removed

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8. While I was in nursing school, I worked weekends...

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...in the Emergency Department of the hospital that was part of my university. One morning, I could tell something was up. One of the surgical residents was trying to write up an injury chart while attempting to keep a straight face and word things carefully.

A man in his fifties had sneaked into his sister’s apartment the middle of the night and given himself a fairly serious injury attempting to pleasure himself with her vacuum cleaner. It was a Sears model that, I kid you not, had the peculiar name of the Beater Bar Power Mate.

The female urethra is very small, both in length and circumference. It would hurt like hell to insert anything in it.