Been on a liquid diet for over three years

[mercuryblues]

16. I unintentionally

found a way to eliminate the sugar in my coffee.

My Mom made fudge. If you ever had my Mom's fudge you would eat it for every meal. But it is real sweet. One cup of coffee with sugar and the fudge, I could feel my teeth falling out. I wasn't giving up the fudge, so the sugar had to go. On the 3rd day, I poured my cup of coffee without sugar, went to grab a piece of fudge from the dining room table and it was gone. Not even a crumb left for me to lick off the plate.

Now, crying in my coffee would make it taste salty. I was all settled in a chair and too lazy to get up for sugar. So I drank it without. I didn't miss it.

1/2 way through my cup of coffee I found out who the fudge thief was. My favorite brother, who had come home for the holidays. I hadn't seen him for almost a year and my greeting was..."You asshole, you ate all the fudge"