Keeping in mind that I am pretty much the most accident prone person on the planet,

[Diamond_Dog]

3. I don't know that anyone can beat my husband being accident prone.

But, congratulations on your weed whacker prowess!

An aside .... my hubby cut off his finger half way down when he stuck his hand down inside the mulching mower chute to unclog it.... yes, he forgot to turn it off before he stuck his hand down there .... I wasn’t home at the time but my son was, who threw Dad in the car with his hand wrapped up in a towel and drove like heck to get him to the ER in record time. They were able to surgically re-attach it, which was remarkable. This is one of his many “accident waiting to happen” stories ...