All men are created equal Airborne infantry

[Glorfindel]

2. Not equally brave, TEB...I, for one, could never - under any circumstances -

jump out of an airplane, and if someone pushed me, I wouldn't live to hit the ground. As for extend to the left, our PT at USAAGS (US Army Adjutant General's School) at Fort Benjamin Harrison, Indiana, was always cancelled. I was there for 16 weeks, and I only remember having PT once.

Your colleagues are lucky to have you address them. If you're half as eloquent in your speech as you are here on DU, they'll give you a standing ovation.