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Zorro

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8. The Priest's Missing Rooster

Wed Jan 29, 2014, 10:54 PM

Jan 2014

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the chicken coop behind the church. But one Saturday night the rooster went missing! The priest knew that cock fights went on in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

Two nuns and three altar boys stood up.

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