Religion

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

78. because words

Reply to bvf (Reply #13)

Thu May 21, 2015, 12:46 PM

May 2015

you weren't expecting a sensible honest answer, were you?

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

231 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

New Religions: (1) the United Church of Bacon [View all] Yorktown May 2015 OP

Sounds like the Flying Spaghetti Monster thing. hrmjustin May 2015 #1

It's very different. I do not believe in Bacon. Yorktown May 2015 #2

Sure enjoy. hrmjustin May 2015 #3

As long as they don't Rolando May 2015 #6

I doubt the IRS will give it. hrmjustin May 2015 #8

combine the two and you get carbonara!! pass the wine!! niyad May 2015 #4

lol. hrmjustin May 2015 #5

Amen! tech3149 May 2015 #9

May I join the interfaith group? Yorktown May 2015 #10

FSM and this bacon thing is not appropriate in interfaith or the prayer circle. hrmjustin May 2015 #12

Why the hell not? bvf May 2015 #13

Fsm is a parody of religion. hrmjustin May 2015 #14

The same could be said of christianity. bvf May 2015 #16

You can say whatever you want of Christianity but fsm will not hrmjustin May 2015 #17

Is there a list somewhere bvf May 2015 #31

No. The hosts know things that mock us when we see it. hrmjustin May 2015 #32

Uh huh. bvf May 2015 #38

Yep. hrmjustin May 2015 #42

So it really comes down bvf May 2015 #55

It is a matter of following the sop and fsm is mocking religion. hrmjustin May 2015 #56

Prove it. AtheistCrusader May 2015 #62

I am me and host of those rooms. hrmjustin May 2015 #66

That wasn't the issue AtheistCrusader May 2015 #73

No but it is the final word. hrmjustin May 2015 #75

I YAM THE LAW AtheistCrusader May 2015 #77

Call amnesty international right now! hrmjustin May 2015 #81

Either you don't understand, or don't care. AtheistCrusader May 2015 #88

I understand completely what you are doing and can see clear through it. hrmjustin May 2015 #89

Post removed Post removed May 2015 #188

Tthe same reason jugglers, mimes and other street performers are not. rug May 2015 #15

Or street preachers, correct? bvf May 2015 #19

As long as they're not juggling. rug May 2015 #21

Is juggling a sin? bvf May 2015 #34

It depends on what you're juggling. rug May 2015 #37

I see. bvf May 2015 #46

Peopl who van juggle live kittens are welcome anywhere any time. rug May 2015 #47

So if I belong bvf May 2015 #49

No need. hrmjustin May 2015 #50

See #47, courtesy of rug. bvf May 2015 #59

It is called a joke. hrmjustin May 2015 #60

interfaith is a joke? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #80

No buddy but you want to think that go ahead. hrmjustin May 2015 #83

So you are saying rug is a joke? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #84

No buddy. But i must admit i enjoy watching your frustration as you try to argue with him. hrmjustin May 2015 #86

I thought he was saying Warren Stupidity is a joke. rug May 2015 #91

Do you think you are a joke? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #103

Not at al. Do you? rug May 2015 #109

You do? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #125

See you around, Pee Wee. rug May 2015 #139

So you do think you are a joke. Interesting. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #143

Only when I talk to you. rug May 2015 #186

Well I'm glad that you agree that you are a joke. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #197

Only when seen talking with you. rug May 2015 #198

well you do that a lot. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #228

That must be why you took me off your alleged ignore list. rug May 2015 #229

. hrmjustin May 2015 #230

Jugglers, mimes and street performers killed less than organized religion Yorktown May 2015 #20

Don't you have a Dungeons and Dragons game to attend to? rug May 2015 #22

Why are you associating my Church with games? Yorktown May 2015 #23

That is known as a question that contains its own answer. rug May 2015 #25

No. The FSM boiled for our sins. I believe. Yorktown May 2015 #28

So, who are you taking to prom? rug May 2015 #33

. hrmjustin May 2015 #36

Water? Over pasta? heresy! Yorktown May 2015 #41

Your condescencion again. How sad. Yorktown May 2015 #39

Membership is limited SwankyXomb May 2015 #63

At last: a coherent answer. Yorktown May 2015 #64

Apparently if a religion wasn't made up by Middle Eastern goat herders long ago, Arugula Latte May 2015 #90

Bronze Age religions privilege.. Yorktown May 2015 #92

because words Warren Stupidity May 2015 #78

Are you calling me a liar? hrmjustin May 2015 #87

why would I do that? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #102

Why did you say? hrmjustin May 2015 #107

Do you think you gave an honest answer? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #126

Yes i did. everything i said her has been honest. hrmjustin May 2015 #127

so you have never posted anything here that was not entirely truthful? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #129

No one is perfect. hrmjustin May 2015 #131

Are you calling yourself a liar? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #132

no. hrmjustin May 2015 #133

text says otherwise. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #134

Alas one can not alert on oneself but you can alert on me. feel free to if you feel iam calling hrmjustin May 2015 #135

no, I'm fine with you calling yourself a liar. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #136

Are you sure? You seem very concerned about it. hrmjustin May 2015 #137

No really, now that you've confessed to being a liar, it is all good. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #144

No buddy i am not confessing to be a liar. hrmjustin May 2015 #145

text says otherwise. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #146

RIF. hrmjustin May 2015 #147

Run in fear? Warren Stupidity May 2015 #148

Reading is Fundamental. hrmjustin May 2015 #149

I don't think that is what you meant. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #156

And what do you think i meant? hrmjustin May 2015 #157

Radical Islamic Fundamentalist, obviously. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #158

oh. Well your wrong but thanks for trying. hrmjustin May 2015 #159

Call me a cock-eyed optimist. bvf May 2015 #93

Start a thread here. hrmjustin May 2015 #97

Why not in the prayer circle bvf May 2015 #98

If you are honest in your desire to offer these prayers than do it here. hrmjustin May 2015 #99

That is not an answer bvf May 2015 #101

Go to the owner and complain. hrmjustin May 2015 #106

Huge assumption on your part. bvf May 2015 #110

What is a huge assumption on my part? hrmjustin May 2015 #111

Anything I could post in response to this bvf May 2015 #112

if you can't explain yourself you should not have said anything to begin with. hrmjustin May 2015 #113

Keep trying. bvf May 2015 #114

I know you keep trying but try harder. hrmjustin May 2015 #115

Playground responses with smileys. Precious. bvf May 2015 #118

Well you the one having a hard time expressing yourself because you are a afraid of a hide. hrmjustin May 2015 #119

Another try, another fail. bvf May 2015 #128

Ok since you don't want to have z real conversation with me we are done. hrmjustin May 2015 #130

G'Bye! bvf May 2015 #138

Bigotry in action Yorktown May 2015 #18

Call me whatever you want but FSM will not be allowed in the prayer circle hrmjustin May 2015 #24

Religious intolerance!!! Yorktown May 2015 #26

You can post it here in the religion room. hrmjustin May 2015 #27

But I want to share with other believers. Yorktown May 2015 #29

Because it mocks us. hrmjustin May 2015 #30

So mockery is a worse sin than condemnation to eternal torture? Yorktown May 2015 #35

Well on this site the hosts decide what is ok in a safe haven and fsm is not ok hrmjustin May 2015 #40

No. That's exactly my point. Yorktown May 2015 #43

Where did I call you an atheist? hrmjustin May 2015 #44

By excluding me from the interfaith dialogue. Yorktown May 2015 #45

No and good night. hrmjustin May 2015 #48

Bigotry ;) Yorktown May 2015 #51

Go complain to the owner. hrmjustin May 2015 #52

OK. I'll make the case for equal religious rights. Yorktown May 2015 #53

Here is the link to ATA. hrmjustin May 2015 #54

Very well. I shall make the case for my faith. Yorktown May 2015 #57

Enjoy. hrmjustin May 2015 #58

Ask Skinner to set up a Flying Spaghetti Monster Group. rug May 2015 #95

Define "us," please. bvf May 2015 #116

People of faith. hrmjustin May 2015 #117

What faith? bvf May 2015 #123

I have but you don't like the answer. hrmjustin May 2015 #124

No, you absolutely haven't. bvf May 2015 #140

You have a lovely day. hrmjustin May 2015 #142

I guess I'm doubly up the creek. Jamastiene May 2015 #231

Rejecting the intentional parody of FSM is bigotry? rug May 2015 #94

Yes. And your attempt at word-police boomerangs back at you. Yorktown May 2015 #150

And the owner of the site answered my pm and said since I am the host of those rooms I hrmjustin May 2015 #151

You already said that a few times, and not too elegantly Yorktown May 2015 #152

Are you saying you are persecuted? hrmjustin May 2015 #154

You ARE persecuting my Church Yorktown May 2015 #163

I am persecuting you? hrmjustin May 2015 #166

Didn't my post state 'my Church'? Yorktown May 2015 #168

Your persecution claim is laughable. hrmjustin May 2015 #170

You also have the power of laughter? Awesome. Yorktown May 2015 #171

Yes I do. hrmjustin May 2015 #173

"...I and the other hosts are the boss." bvf May 2015 #153

No the owner sad so. hrmjustin May 2015 #155

No, no, no, nobody's complaining and you're boss Yorktown May 2015 #160

Then what is your complaint? hrmjustin May 2015 #161

Why? Do you leave room for any? Yorktown May 2015 #165

You are making accusations against me so i am questioning you about it. hrmjustin May 2015 #167

No accusations. I stated facts. Yorktown May 2015 #169

What are the principle beliefs of your church? hrmjustin May 2015 #172

See? You can accept interfaith dialogue, after all. Yorktown May 2015 #175

Why did you become a member and when? hrmjustin May 2015 #176

More interfaith dialogue. That's the ticket. Yorktown May 2015 #178

How long have you been a member? hrmjustin May 2015 #179

That is a reductionist attitude to faith Yorktown May 2015 #181

Do you think religion is fairy tales? hrmjustin May 2015 #182

Another reductionist question Yorktown May 2015 #193

Could you in your own words explain your religious beliefs? hrmjustin May 2015 #196

Wouldn't the setting for this questionnaire be the interfaith dialogue forum? Yorktown May 2015 #200

No. This room is the oerfect place. hrmjustin May 2015 #201

No. Doesn't do any good to sidetrack the study of the Church of Bacon. Yorktown May 2015 #203

Ok i guess there is no more to say. hrmjustin May 2015 #205

There is: irreducibly complex proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Yorktown May 2015 #206

Enjoy! hrmjustin May 2015 #207

Again, the superior attitude of privileged believers Yorktown May 2015 #211

I said enjoy and i hope you do. hrmjustin May 2015 #213

I agree to discuss the tenets of my faith, not me as a person Yorktown May 2015 #216

What made you interested in it? hrmjustin May 2015 #217

No, you're back at me again. The FSM and Jah are so much bigger than us mortals. Yorktown May 2015 #219

And what is this God you believe in? hrmjustin May 2015 #220

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Yorktown May 2015 #221

How did he come into being? hrmjustin May 2015 #222

I thank you for your interest in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Yorktown May 2015 #223

tonight? hrmjustin May 2015 #224

Probably early tomorrow. Yorktown May 2015 #226

ok. hrmjustin May 2015 #227

Bless You PeoViejo May 2015 #204

At last, a person of faith in this sea of unbelievers Yorktown May 2015 #209

May you be touched by his Noodly Appendage, Brother PeoViejo May 2015 #215

May you feel the love of the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, brother Yorktown May 2015 #218

Whoosh! bvf May 2015 #162

Your conversation skills never cease to amaze me. hrmjustin May 2015 #164

Ok, "Boss." bvf May 2015 #174

What is the word for someone who espouse opinions he doesn't believe? rug May 2015 #177

Dan Dennett calls them 'Apostate Pastors', and there are quite a few Yorktown May 2015 #180

Go on, prove you're not a poseur. Simply type you genuinely believe in the FSM. rug May 2015 #183

Go on, prove apostate pastors are not poseurs. THEY state they believe in Yahweh. Yorktown May 2015 #184

Oh, but we're not talking about pastors. We're talking about you and FSM. rug May 2015 #185

You skipped my text, I answered about myself Yorktown May 2015 #187

No you didn't. You attempted parody and failed. rug May 2015 #189

Would you dare call the beliefs of jews or Buddhists a farce? Yorktown May 2015 #190

I already told you. It is not abour belef, it's about posing rug May 2015 #191

I already answered that question Yorktown May 2015 #192

It looks like you have. rug May 2015 #194

Inadvertently, you defined many religions Yorktown May 2015 #195

No, i defined your subthread. rug May 2015 #199

That's a '"it's not me, it's you" kind of answer. Yorktown May 2015 #202

It may be biut it's extremely accurate. rug May 2015 #208

Yes. You were so dead on target. Yorktown May 2015 #210

You should be more concerned about my disrespect for your skill in satire. rug May 2015 #212

Dang. I won't sleep all night. Yorktown May 2015 #214

I'm an ordained minister in both churches. AtheistCrusader May 2015 #61

And? hrmjustin May 2015 #65

But? Act_of_Reparation May 2015 #67

Well! hrmjustin May 2015 #68

Ah! Act_of_Reparation May 2015 #69

Good! hrmjustin May 2015 #70

Gadzooks! Act_of_Reparation May 2015 #71

They are every bit as real as your church. AtheistCrusader May 2015 #72

Whatever. skinner just told me that i am the host of those rooms so it is my call. hrmjustin May 2015 #74

Yes, it is. Has consequences to your credibility though. AtheistCrusader May 2015 #76

And what consequences would that be? hrmjustin May 2015 #79

Everyone can see AtheistCrusader May 2015 #82

Yeah and other than a handful of people including yourself no one else seems to mind. hrmjustin May 2015 #85

You'd be surprised. bvf May 2015 #105

Oh? Tell me how? hrmjustin May 2015 #108

An ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster invoking credibility. rug May 2015 #96

. hrmjustin May 2015 #100

At least as credible as the pope. AtheistCrusader May 2015 #122

Are there any other attributes of his you wish to claim? rug May 2015 #141

is emeril lagasse the head of this church? niyad May 2015 #7

From their site, apparently not Yorktown May 2015 #11

Here's one of its prophets.... pokerfan May 2015 #120

Hahaha, one of his best bits. trotsky May 2015 #121

I love Bacon stage left May 2015 #104

A step in the right direction Yorktown May 2015 #225