2016 Postmortem

stone space

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37. I'm from Iowa, scottie.

Reply to beam me up scottie (Reply #35)

Thu Aug 13, 2015, 01:20 AM

Aug 2015

And we don't care much for lectures from flatlanders, so go peddle it elsewhere.

If you don't like my state, then feel free to stay far, far away from Iowa.

It's too damn flat for you.

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Bernie supporters: Who can make toast and where? [View all] beam me up scottie Aug 2015 OP

Stop forcing your gluten on people!! n/t winter is coming Aug 2015 #1

Sorry! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #2

Bow down, bagels! (n/t) SMC22307 Aug 2015 #3

And SMC22307 FTW! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #4

... SMC22307 Aug 2015 #5

I don't appreciate the tone of this poll artislife Aug 2015 #6

Tone, schmoan. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #9

Am I overthinking this RichVRichV Aug 2015 #7

L'chaim! SMC22307 Aug 2015 #10

There wasn't until SMC22307 showed up with bagels! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #11

I just know this will turn out to be another schmear campaign. n/t winter is coming Aug 2015 #13

This thread is heading for lox jberryhill Aug 2015 #18

*chortle nt artislife Aug 2015 #26

I make fucking awesome toast. Regular and French. cherokeeprogressive Aug 2015 #8

I'll bet you do. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #12

You got that right. artislife Aug 2015 #16

Just try and substitute wheat for my rye, I dare you! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #23

With all the nooks and crannies, how can they *not* look down?! SMC22307 Aug 2015 #38

Their accents are the only reason they get the girls. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #50

Toast too dark!? Jester Messiah Aug 2015 #85

i miss toast restorefreedom Aug 2015 #14

I bake my own. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #19

mmmmmm garlic butter.... restorefreedom Aug 2015 #22

Bernie only likes white bread. QC Aug 2015 #15

No crusts. eom artislife Aug 2015 #17

It has to be Wonder Bread. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #21

And it's all they have in Vermont! n/t QC Aug 2015 #24

They teach us how to toast it by wrapping it around the barrels of our shootin irons. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #27

Post removed Post removed Aug 2015 #28

Did you know that a two year old child shot his mother in the head in a Walmart? stone space Aug 2015 #29

I'm not surprised. People are sloppy with their guns. n/t QC Aug 2015 #30

If it were up to me... stone space Aug 2015 #51

Lol yeah good luck with that. Turin_C3PO Aug 2015 #104

But it in't, is it? Lizzie Poppet Aug 2015 #114

And that's Bernie's fault too? beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #31

In Vermont, gun deaths now outpace auto deaths. stone space Aug 2015 #33

I'm from Vermont, space. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #35

I'm from Iowa, scottie. stone space Aug 2015 #37

Then go peddle it there, space. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #41

We actually had an ammosexual Open Carry in a Costco here in Iowa, reciently. stone space Aug 2015 #44

Who is this We? Lordquinton Aug 2015 #59

Iowans. stone space Aug 2015 #61

You and I must have run in different circles in that state Lordquinton Aug 2015 #66

Are you here in this Primary Election thread to insult Iowans? stone space Aug 2015 #68

How exactly does your excerpt insult people from Iowa? Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #73

We're nice. stone space Aug 2015 #74

you're shooting blanks. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #75

He does that often. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #76

What is it with the insults here? stone space Aug 2015 #78

It has nothing to do with Iowa. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #79

What is the purpose of the insults (both personal and towards my state) here? stone space Aug 2015 #80

hopefully it is not a gote thing. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #95

I'm an atheist, not a gun worshiper. stone space Aug 2015 #77

and yet here you are, firing away. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #87

Post removed Post removed Aug 2015 #93

You know, maybe there is a god. cleanhippie Aug 2015 #111

YAY! kath Aug 2015 #112

I'm saying don't speak for all Iowans like it's a united state Lordquinton Aug 2015 #103

Thank god artislife Aug 2015 #54

My s/o is from Colorado. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #57

This message was self-deleted by its author stone space Aug 2015 #60

That is ADORABLE. How did you get a picture of my little brother? beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #32

Didn't you know your mom's a DUer? winter is coming Aug 2015 #42

Is she the one who keeps alerting on my polls*? beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #49

somebody told me that your poll was racist. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #108

I think it was the toast. John Poet Aug 2015 #113

The GOP, of the country after next year jberryhill Aug 2015 #20

No toast for you! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #25

Pie always wins JackInGreen Aug 2015 #34

A poll without pie is no poll at all. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #40

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Aug 2015 #36

Squirrel pie? beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #43

If they cut Social Security, hell yes. SMC22307 Aug 2015 #46

We should put SS in a Droll Yankee Flipper, that would show them. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #52

"squirrels will be promptly discharged" SMC22307 Aug 2015 #55

Hey when it snows 6 months a year people have to get creative with the entertainment. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #58

I can make toast using a car windshield shade Aerows Aug 2015 #39

Wow, that's creative. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #45

These actually work if it is below freezing Aerows Aug 2015 #48

Incredible. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #53

Solar ovens are pretty neat Aerows Aug 2015 #56

This message was self-deleted by its author stone space Aug 2015 #47

Other: Only Talkie Toaster can make toast. Flying Squirrel Aug 2015 #62

Another winnah! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #63

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Aug 2015 #102

This is how you end this thread... Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2015 #64

Bwahahahahahaha! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #65

Nice toast, Hitler! n/t Spirochete Aug 2015 #96

Actual picture of toast Bernie was served when he traveled to the Soviet Union: beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #67

Omg. Dying here! kath Aug 2015 #69

Credit goes to QC! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #70

Is there gonna be a do over poll? hootinholler Aug 2015 #71

That would be embarrassing! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #72

What is embaressing is just how quickly this thread devolved into an Iowa bashing festival. stone space Aug 2015 #81

Is this is or is this not performance art? n/t MoveIt Aug 2015 #88

A performance, yes. Art? Not so much. cleanhippie Aug 2015 #92

Gote ahead, make my day. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #109

Bernie can make toast demwing Aug 2015 #82

ORDER UP! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #83

Other. Gotta be cinnamon raisin toast, unless I'm in a white mood Autumn Aug 2015 #84

Que toast? Pan dulce. No toasting required n/t azmom Aug 2015 #86

Anyone anywhere. NCTraveler Aug 2015 #89

Hillary's campaign manager is making toast now. Motown_Johnny Aug 2015 #90

instead of heating the bread olddots Aug 2015 #91

Fred!!! artislife Aug 2015 #110

Everything was okay till someone burnt the damn toast! n/t LostOne4Ever Aug 2015 #94

Key Lime Pie kenfrequed Aug 2015 #97

My toaster is broken, I have to use the broiler Curmudgeoness Aug 2015 #98

Or, in the case of one of my roommates, actual flames. n/t winter is coming Aug 2015 #99

I don't know whether I am thankful or jealous Curmudgeoness Aug 2015 #101

Okay, I clearly missed something..... nt Adrahil Aug 2015 #100

Spoofs a pointless poll about protests n/t whatchamacallit Aug 2015 #105

Thx nt Adrahil Aug 2015 #106

And see this post kath Aug 2015 #107