2016 Postmortem

Curmudgeoness

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98. My toaster is broken, I have to use the broiler

Reply to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Thu Aug 13, 2015, 12:59 PM

Aug 2015

to make toast. It is a very haphazard way of doing toast, often ending with burnt toast.

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Bernie supporters: Who can make toast and where? [View all] beam me up scottie Aug 2015 OP

Stop forcing your gluten on people!! n/t winter is coming Aug 2015 #1

Sorry! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #2

Bow down, bagels! (n/t) SMC22307 Aug 2015 #3

And SMC22307 FTW! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #4

... SMC22307 Aug 2015 #5

I don't appreciate the tone of this poll artislife Aug 2015 #6

Tone, schmoan. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #9

Am I overthinking this RichVRichV Aug 2015 #7

L'chaim! SMC22307 Aug 2015 #10

There wasn't until SMC22307 showed up with bagels! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #11

I just know this will turn out to be another schmear campaign. n/t winter is coming Aug 2015 #13

This thread is heading for lox jberryhill Aug 2015 #18

*chortle nt artislife Aug 2015 #26

I make fucking awesome toast. Regular and French. cherokeeprogressive Aug 2015 #8

I'll bet you do. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #12

You got that right. artislife Aug 2015 #16

Just try and substitute wheat for my rye, I dare you! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #23

With all the nooks and crannies, how can they *not* look down?! SMC22307 Aug 2015 #38

Their accents are the only reason they get the girls. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #50

Toast too dark!? Jester Messiah Aug 2015 #85

i miss toast restorefreedom Aug 2015 #14

I bake my own. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #19

mmmmmm garlic butter.... restorefreedom Aug 2015 #22

Bernie only likes white bread. QC Aug 2015 #15

No crusts. eom artislife Aug 2015 #17

It has to be Wonder Bread. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #21

And it's all they have in Vermont! n/t QC Aug 2015 #24

They teach us how to toast it by wrapping it around the barrels of our shootin irons. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #27

Post removed Post removed Aug 2015 #28

Did you know that a two year old child shot his mother in the head in a Walmart? stone space Aug 2015 #29

I'm not surprised. People are sloppy with their guns. n/t QC Aug 2015 #30

If it were up to me... stone space Aug 2015 #51

Lol yeah good luck with that. Turin_C3PO Aug 2015 #104

But it in't, is it? Lizzie Poppet Aug 2015 #114

And that's Bernie's fault too? beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #31

In Vermont, gun deaths now outpace auto deaths. stone space Aug 2015 #33

I'm from Vermont, space. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #35

I'm from Iowa, scottie. stone space Aug 2015 #37

Then go peddle it there, space. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #41

We actually had an ammosexual Open Carry in a Costco here in Iowa, reciently. stone space Aug 2015 #44

Who is this We? Lordquinton Aug 2015 #59

Iowans. stone space Aug 2015 #61

You and I must have run in different circles in that state Lordquinton Aug 2015 #66

Are you here in this Primary Election thread to insult Iowans? stone space Aug 2015 #68

How exactly does your excerpt insult people from Iowa? Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #73

We're nice. stone space Aug 2015 #74

you're shooting blanks. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #75

He does that often. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #76

What is it with the insults here? stone space Aug 2015 #78

It has nothing to do with Iowa. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #79

What is the purpose of the insults (both personal and towards my state) here? stone space Aug 2015 #80

hopefully it is not a gote thing. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #95

I'm an atheist, not a gun worshiper. stone space Aug 2015 #77

and yet here you are, firing away. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #87

Post removed Post removed Aug 2015 #93

You know, maybe there is a god. cleanhippie Aug 2015 #111

YAY! kath Aug 2015 #112

I'm saying don't speak for all Iowans like it's a united state Lordquinton Aug 2015 #103

Thank god artislife Aug 2015 #54

My s/o is from Colorado. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #57

This message was self-deleted by its author stone space Aug 2015 #60

That is ADORABLE. How did you get a picture of my little brother? beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #32

Didn't you know your mom's a DUer? winter is coming Aug 2015 #42

Is she the one who keeps alerting on my polls*? beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #49

somebody told me that your poll was racist. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #108

I think it was the toast. John Poet Aug 2015 #113

The GOP, of the country after next year jberryhill Aug 2015 #20

No toast for you! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #25

Pie always wins JackInGreen Aug 2015 #34

A poll without pie is no poll at all. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #40

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Aug 2015 #36

Squirrel pie? beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #43

If they cut Social Security, hell yes. SMC22307 Aug 2015 #46

We should put SS in a Droll Yankee Flipper, that would show them. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #52

"squirrels will be promptly discharged" SMC22307 Aug 2015 #55

Hey when it snows 6 months a year people have to get creative with the entertainment. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #58

I can make toast using a car windshield shade Aerows Aug 2015 #39

Wow, that's creative. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #45

These actually work if it is below freezing Aerows Aug 2015 #48

Incredible. beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #53

Solar ovens are pretty neat Aerows Aug 2015 #56

This message was self-deleted by its author stone space Aug 2015 #47

Other: Only Talkie Toaster can make toast. Flying Squirrel Aug 2015 #62

Another winnah! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #63

This message was self-deleted by its author 1000words Aug 2015 #102

This is how you end this thread... Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2015 #64

Bwahahahahahaha! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #65

Nice toast, Hitler! n/t Spirochete Aug 2015 #96

Actual picture of toast Bernie was served when he traveled to the Soviet Union: beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #67

Omg. Dying here! kath Aug 2015 #69

Credit goes to QC! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #70

Is there gonna be a do over poll? hootinholler Aug 2015 #71

That would be embarrassing! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #72

What is embaressing is just how quickly this thread devolved into an Iowa bashing festival. stone space Aug 2015 #81

Is this is or is this not performance art? n/t MoveIt Aug 2015 #88

A performance, yes. Art? Not so much. cleanhippie Aug 2015 #92

Gote ahead, make my day. Warren Stupidity Aug 2015 #109

Bernie can make toast demwing Aug 2015 #82

ORDER UP! beam me up scottie Aug 2015 #83

Other. Gotta be cinnamon raisin toast, unless I'm in a white mood Autumn Aug 2015 #84

Que toast? Pan dulce. No toasting required n/t azmom Aug 2015 #86

Anyone anywhere. NCTraveler Aug 2015 #89

Hillary's campaign manager is making toast now. Motown_Johnny Aug 2015 #90

instead of heating the bread olddots Aug 2015 #91

Fred!!! artislife Aug 2015 #110

Everything was okay till someone burnt the damn toast! n/t LostOne4Ever Aug 2015 #94

Key Lime Pie kenfrequed Aug 2015 #97

My toaster is broken, I have to use the broiler Curmudgeoness Aug 2015 #98

Or, in the case of one of my roommates, actual flames. n/t winter is coming Aug 2015 #99

I don't know whether I am thankful or jealous Curmudgeoness Aug 2015 #101

Okay, I clearly missed something..... nt Adrahil Aug 2015 #100

Spoofs a pointless poll about protests n/t whatchamacallit Aug 2015 #105

Thx nt Adrahil Aug 2015 #106

And see this post kath Aug 2015 #107