2016 Postmortem

MineralMan

(146,315 posts) Thu Nov 12, 2015, 03:30 PM Nov 2015

I give up. All of the Democratic Primary Candidates [View all]

are the wrong candidates. We need a brand new, ideal, unifying candidate who will bring us all together in a peaceful coalition founded on friendship and humor. Let's draft Al Franken. He'd be perfect. Let's insist that he join the campaign and all of America will fall in line behind his candidacy and create a 50-state landslide victory for one and all.

Let's just toss the current list and run a successful satirist and Senator for President. IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!11! If we all come together, we can do this. Let's create a new website for this movement: StartOver2016.com

I'm all in!

Sincerely,

Mineralista Manbro

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Should I adopt this pseudonym as an alternate voice on DU?

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	Mineralista Manbro - SI!
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	Mineralista Manbro - NO!
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	Wait...whut?
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	I don't get it.
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	Ban Coors Lite Beer!
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I give up. All of the Democratic Primary Candidates [View all] MineralMan Nov 2015 OP

i would throw my support behind colbert, restorefreedom Nov 2015 #1

Love it. I'm going to out myself as an ultra conservative around these parts. NCTraveler Nov 2015 #2

Not a swiftboating. A swiftbuttkicking. MineralMan Nov 2015 #3

Didn't Bernie support COORS in college? underpants Nov 2015 #4

Your chops are a lot different than Manny's Fumesucker Nov 2015 #5

See, that's why I dropped the MineralManny moniker. MineralMan Nov 2015 #8

Break a leg Fumesucker Nov 2015 #13

The show must go on, it seems. MineralMan Nov 2015 #15

No no puede! lovemydog Nov 2015 #6

before you get a pseudonym ibegurpard Nov 2015 #7

I don't see how that's necessary, really. MineralMan Nov 2015 #10

Some people are just bitter; hopefully they get better Hekate Nov 2015 #19

Satire is Safe and Effective if Taken in Small Doses MineralMan Nov 2015 #21

You know why Coors Lite is like making love in a canoe? Buzz Clik Nov 2015 #9

LOL! MineralMan Nov 2015 #11

I'd like to know how O'Malley is "wrong"? riderinthestorm Nov 2015 #12

Psst...don't tell anyone, but this post is satire. MineralMan Nov 2015 #14

Ah, I'm posting while distracted. Never a good idea riderinthestorm Nov 2015 #26

LOL Ban Coors Lite beer....now THAT is a winning strategy! pinebox Nov 2015 #16

Al Franken! Draft Al Franken! Hekate Nov 2015 #17

And so the movement begins! MineralMan Nov 2015 #18

Post removed Post removed Nov 2015 #20

Non Sequitur of The Day Award MineralMan Nov 2015 #22

Darwin award for you Ichingcarpenter Nov 2015 #25

LSD? 1969. I was more a psilocybin guy. MineralMan Nov 2015 #28

I never served in a war war. Not in any combat role. MineralMan Nov 2015 #24

Here: MineralMan Nov 2015 #30

He's DDDDLLLLLCCCCC! wyldwolf Nov 2015 #23

Alfred E. Neuman or Pat Paulson. Unfortunately, I may be showing my age still_one Nov 2015 #27

Pat Paulson! Yes! MineralMan Nov 2015 #29

even better.... but I think you are correct. You need to be alive to run still_one Nov 2015 #31