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Hometown: San Francisco, Ca.
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Member since: Tue Sep 14, 2010, 02:05 PM
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About Me

San Francisco State University grad (Psychology).

Journal Archives

Post a line from a song & see if anyone knows the song without using Google - Part 20

1) "Well the road to Acapulco is very hard indeed..And it isn't any better if you haven't any weed"

2) "If you're tired of fighting battles with yourself"

3) "Everybody knows when you go to the show you can't take the kids along"

4) "Well the girls are frisky in old Frisco" (answered)

5) "You can't buy my love with money 'cause I never was that kind"

6) "Jody fell out of his tractor, couldn't believe what he'd seen"

7) "Well I saw a gal walkin' down the street, the kind of gal I'd love to meet..She had blond hair and eyes of blue"

8) "Walk me through this one, don't leave me alone"

9) "I been smokin' dope, snortin' coke, tryin' to write a song"

10) "Say goodbye to the landlord for me...That son-of-a-bitch has always bored me"

11) "I'm a paranoid, schizoid product of the 20th century"









More lyrics from Part 19:
https://democraticunderground.com/10181416694

Post a line from a movie & see if anyone knows the movie without using Google - Part 35

1) "What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?" (answered)

2) "He has a system for eating pancakes"

3) "Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it.. Mmm" (answered)

4) "There's no tomorrow for you...And that's what makes you all very dangerous people" (answered)

5) "Hate put me in prison...Love's gonna bust me out!"

6) "More tea, anyone?"

7) "You have strong lookin' thighs for a white man!"

8) "We've been screwing for 21 hours now, stop!"

9) "What are these, cookies?"

10) "Goddamn you, Joe Enders!" (answered)

11) "I don't deserve Haagen-Dazs"

12) "You know my motto..Give me pu$$y, or give me death!"

13) "You can't outrun a Motorola!"

14) "He tried to pork me!" (answered)

15) "Call 9 fucking 111, Call 9 fucking 111, Call 9 fucking 111"

16) "They had lost of weapons, mister, and they were shootin' bullets!" (answered)

17) "We can't travel in that shit heap!"

18) "You touched my brick?"

19) "I look in your eyes, and all I see is fear"

20) "She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket"

21) "Mike, I've been kidnapped!"

22) "Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush!"

23) "How I know this?..I look like psychic to you?"

24) "Well, that's some monkey house in there!"

25) "Have you ever read the bible, Pete?"

26) "Now, YOU should say something!"

27) "You gotta kill Bone first!" (answered)

28) "The last man in that safe who didn't work here...daddy shot in his tracks!"

29) "Thanks, Reverend Roy, you've been a real pain in the ass!"

30) "Is that a bra you're wearing, or are you expecting an assassination attempt?"

31) "Does it always shrivel up when you shower?"

32) "Pay no attention to the man in the trunk!"

33) (Banging microphone with her hand) "Is this fucking thing on?"

34) "I never pictured God with a fat gut and a corset singing 'My Way' at Caesar's Palace!"

35) "Shut up and eat your shiksa!"

36) "I didn't travel 600 miles for the amusement of morons!"

37) "Vagiclean, huh? What's the matter, honey..little extra cheese on the taco?"

38) "Hey, what kind of joint is this, man?"

39) "I told you..Lexus doesn't make a convertible!"

40) "I hear you got a whore in there!"







More movie lines from part 34:
https://democraticunderground.com/10181413904

Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 36

1) "Serenity Now!!" (answered)

2) "What in the sweet chocolate Christ is a metrosexual?"

3) "He's from Barcelona" (answered)

4) "The show is about nothing" (answered)

5) "Mother? Our mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The red head?" (answered)

6) "Nobody squeals like Ned Beatty!"

7) "And now, the one, the only, _____"? (answered)

8) "Schmock! Schmock!"

9) "Those Sicilians are famous for two things: spaghetti, and revenge"

10) "I often sit in the dark..I find it sharpens my other senses"

11) "Saul, don't make me beat you 'til your legs don't work" (answered)

12) "Heck no, we won't go!"

13) "Is there any way the package could have survived?"

14) "Eat your salad before it gets cold"

15) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

16) "Lets go buy a boat!"

17) "Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"

18) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"

19) "I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced"

20) "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!"

21) "You have a grating voice"

22) "Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen? Is it because we're black?"

23) "I wipe my ass with your feelings!"

24) "I'm Carl Hickey and I need your vote!" (answered)









More TV lines from Part 35:
https://democraticunderground.com/10181411753

Describe only the beginning of a movie and see if anyone knows what movie it is....Part 2

Fade In:

A man wearing a crumpled sports jacket and tieless shirt; the background is stark.

"There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.'
The other one says, 'Yeah, I know, and such small portions'."

"Well, that's essentially the way I feel about life...Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly."






More movie beginnings from Part 1
https://democraticunderground.com/10181406304

The Crazy Last Days of Rudy Giuliani and Steve Bannon

Mother Jones
October 29, 2020
by Dan Friedman and David Corn


Rudy Giuliani, Steve Bannon, and the entire Trumpland dirty-tricks squad seem desperate.
With days remaining until Election Day, they are running out of time to orchestrate an October surprise to help their dear leader win reelection.

In recent days their Fox-enabled efforts have demonstrated how far they are willing to go with their skullduggery.
Yet the world may be witnessing the death throes of Trump's most extreme enablers, protectors, and schemers - and it is ugly.

At 12:49 a.m. on Tuesday, Giuliani, once known as America's Mayor, retweeted a suggestion that Joe Biden is a pedophile, an unfounded and ridiculous claim that has spread among QAnon conspiracy devotees.

The tweet is no longer available on Twitter.
But this is the depth to which Giuliani has sunk in his role as a bottom-feeder searching for any dirt he can use to smear Biden on behalf of his client, Donald Trump.


More:
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/10/the-crazy-last-days-of-rudy-giuliani-and-steve-bannon/

Post a line from a song & see if anyone knows the song without using Google - Part 19

1) "Well the curtain falls too early, so they say" (answered)

2) "He looked the menu through and through, to see what fifteen cents would do" (answered)

3) "I'm a paranoid schizoid product of the 20th century"

4) "Would you like some of my tangerine?" (answered)

5) "What you gonna do when the well runs dry? You gonna run away and hide" (answered)

6) "I was cruising in my Sting Ray late one night" (answered)

7) "Yeah she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!" (answered)

8) "Say goodbye to the landlord for me...That son-of-a-bitch has always bored me"

9) "He loves his damned old rodeo as much as he loves me" (answered)

10) "Love handles, my girl's got 'em" (answered)

11) "I'm goin' out west out on the coast" (answered)

12) "I should have loved you better, didn't mean to be unkind" (answered)

13) "You've been holding on to it, and I sure would like a hit" (answered)

14) "Gonna leave the city, got to get away" (answered)

15) "I been smokin' dope, snortin' coke, tryin' to write a song"

16) "Walk me through this one, Don't leave me alone"







More song lyrics from Part 18:
https://democraticunderground.com/10181398459

Heard any new jokes lately?

(DISCLAIMER)
Hippocrates said "Desperate times call for desperate measures"
For the past 4 years we've all been depressed because of that evil, orange POS who stole the 2016 election, and his Republican Congressional enablers (especially the Turtle), and we haven't had much to laugh at during those 4 years.
Normally, I wouldn't post a joke which makes fun of serious, life-threatening diseases such as Cancer or Alzeimers.
As a two-time Cancer survivor myself, I can tell you, there's nothing funny about having Cancer.
Nor is there anything funny about Alzheimer's Disease.
But the fact remains, we do "live in desperate times" and, that is why I posted a somewhat "tasteless joke".......because it's funny! ....and, (hopefully) it might make you laugh; because God knows, we need all the laughs we can get these days.










A Man goes to the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor examines him and says,
"I've got bad news, you've got Cancer and Alzheimers"
The man says "Thank God I don't have Cancer"

Post a line from a movie & see if anyone knows the movie without using Google - Part 34

1) "I hear you got a whore in there!"

2) "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?" (answered)

3) "I told you; Lexus don't make a convertible"

4) "I'm gonna be late for work again..That's the fifth time this week and it's only Tuesday!"

5) "Hey, what kind of joint is this, man?"

6) "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers" (answered)

7) "Vagiclean, huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?"

8) "I didn't travel 600 miles for the amusement of morons!"

9) "Shut up and eat your shiksa!"

10) "I never pictured God with a fat gut and a corset singing 'My Way' at Caesar's Palace!"

11) "You know, Utvich? I think this might just be my masterpiece" (answered)

12) "Look, elephant girl, just go get Carol or something..I'll wait!" (answered)

13) "Miss Dum Dum ain't your teacher today, I am..and I've got a headache and the runs!" (answered)

14) (bangs microphone with her hand) "Is this fucking thing on?"

15) "Pay no attention to the man in the trunk!"

16) "Does it always shrivel up when you shower?"

17) "Is that a bra you're wearing, or are you expecting an assassination attempt?"

18) "Thanks, Reverend Roy; you've been a real pain in the ass!"

19) "The last man in that safe who didn't work here, Daddy shot in his tracks!"

20) "You gotta kill Bone first!"

21) "Now YOU should say something!"

22) "Have you ever read the bible, Pete?"

23) "Well, that's some monkey house in there!"

24) "How I know this?..I look like psychic to you?"

25) "This is my day off..I want a talking girl!" (answered)

26) "Mike, I've been kidnapped!"

27) "Well I wasn't born with your hand in my bush!"

28) "She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket!"

29) "I look in your eyes, and all I see is fear"

30) "We can't travel in that shit heap!"

31) "They had lots of weapons, mister, and they were shootin' bullets!"

32) "You touched my brick?"

33) "Call 9 fucking 111..Call 9 fucking 111"

34) "He tried to pork me!"

35) "You can't outrun a Mororola!"

36) "You know my motto..Give me pu$$y or give me death!"

37) "I don't deserve Haagen-Dazs"

38) "Goddamn you, Joe Enders!"

39) "People who talk in metaphors oughta' shampoo my crotch!" (answered)





More TV lines from Part 33:
https://democraticunderground.com/10181403911

Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 35

1) "I will jump for you, Earl, but I won't jump for Joy" (answered)

2) (said in unison) "Hated it!" (answered)

3) "I'm Carl Hickey and I need your vote!"

4) "Good for you, Jack!" (answered)

5) "Somewhere in this hospital the anguished squeal of Pig Man cries out" (answered)

6) "I have a good mind to baptize you both...in dirty water" (answered)

7) "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?" (answered)

8) "I need the secure packaging of Jockeys..My boys need a house!" (answered)

9) "I wipe my ass with your feelings!"

10) "There's been an accident....The new hearse is totaled...Your father is dead....Your father is dead, and my pot roast is ruined!" (answered)

11) "Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen?..Is it because we're black?"

12) "You have a grating voice!"

13) "Elvis is charging!!"

14) "I thought ironic meant made up entirely of iron" (answered)

15) "I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced"

16) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"

17) "Aren't you the old man who got me fired from Java Hut?"

18) "Let's go buy a boat!"

19) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

20) "I'm sorry, I don't speak maid" (answered)

21) "We should have stopped at Roy Rogers!" (answered)

22) "When was the last time you saw Harpo?" (answered)

23) "Eat your salad before it gets cold!"

24) "Is there any way the package could have survived?"

25) "Oh, you gotta' eat before surgery, you need your strength" (answered)

26) "Heck no, we won't go!"

27) "Saul, don't make me beat you 'til your legs don't work"

28) "How was Boca, Uncle June?" (answered)

29) "A gin and orange, a lemon squash, and a scotch and water, PLEASE!" (answered)

30) "Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family" (answered)

31) "I often sit in the dark..I find that it sharpens my other senses"

32) "Let me die in peace" (answered)




More TV show lines from Part 34:
https://democraticunderground.com/10181401622

Post the birth name of someone famous & see if anyone knows their stage name W/O using Google

Louis Burton Lindley Jr (answered)
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