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San Francisco State University grad (Psychology).

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In grammar school or high school, did you ever have a "class clown"?

George Carlin's 4th comedy album was "Class Clown"


I remember in high school, we had a "comedy team" of 2 class clowns, Burton & Burns.
They cracked us up many times.
But it was a very strict Catholic school, mostly Jesuit priests & brothers, so they were careful not to crack any jokes in the classes taught by the priests or brothers.
However, one of the lay teachers, Mr. Mello, got an earful often, because he wasn't strict at all.
Example: "Mr. Mello! What a wonderful fellow!"


Did you remember having any "class clowns"?

Do you recall any jokes that one of your teachers told?

In my first semester in college, I remember the Health Education teacher once saying this:
"At 20, the most important thing to a man is a good lay.
At 40, the most important thing is a good steak.
At 60, the most important thing is a good bowl movement."

Ask a question about someone famous, living or dead, & see if anyone knows the answer without using

using Google.







Harpo Marx played the harp.
Chico Marx played the piano.
What instrument did Groucho play?

Post a true but little known fact about someone famous, living or dead -- Part 10

John Wayne credited his walk, talk, and persona to his acquaintance with Wyatt Earp.
The "Duke" had lost his football scholarship to USC after he broke his collarbone in a bodysurfing accident and had to drop out of college, because he couldn't afford the tuition.
Actor Tom Mix was USC football fan and friend of the USC football coach.
He gave John Wayne a job as an extra, and, through him, Wayne subsequently met Wyatt Earp, who was a close friend of Tom Mix.






More true but little known facts about someone famous, living or dead, Part 9:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181259008

Ask a trivia question about a fictional person, place, thing, TV show, or movie - Part Two

1) What was Denzel Washington's name in "Man on Fire"?

2) On "King of Queens" what was Doug's cousin's name?

3) In "Trailer Park Boys," what was the name of park manager Lahey's assistant?

4) What was the name of the street in "The Burbs"?

5) What city did "The Burbs" take place in?

6) What was Vito Corleone's birth name?

7) On "Sanford & Son" what was Lamont's best friend's name?
(first name will do)

8) What fictional city did "Leave it to Beaver" take place in? (answered)

9) "What was the name of the fictional county "My Name is Earl" takes place in?

10) What was the name of the elderly woman who lived down the hall from Ralph Kramden?

11) What was Robert De Niro's cab number in "Taxi Driver"?

12) In "My Name is Earl" what was the motel housekeeper's name?

13) What New Jersey city did Tony Soprano live in?

14) On "Six Feet Under" what was David Fisher's boyfriend's name?

15) In "Breaking bad" what was the name of the old man in the wheelchair?

16) "In "The Great Santini" what was the name of the black kid who lived in a bus with a pack of dogs?

17) In "3rd Rock from the Sun" what was the landlady Mrs. Dubcec's first name?

18) In "Trailer Park Boys" what was Ricky's daughter's name?

19) In "Get Shorty" what was Bette Midler's character's name?

20) On "King of Queens" what was Carrie's sister's name?

21) What was the name of the hotel where "Have Gun Will Travel"s Palladin lived in and what city was it in?

22) What was Joe Don Baker's name in "Charlie Varrick"? (answered)

23) What fictional Ohio city did "3rd Rock from the Sun" take place in?

24) In "Point Break" what was Keanu Reeves' name?



More trivia questions about fictional persons, places or things from Part One:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181290604

Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 30

1) "Why, Ralph?" (answered)

2) "Bubbles, give me the cat back!" (answered)

3) "You know Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!"

4) "No Coke, Pepsi." (answered)

5) "Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones!"

6) "Let's go buy a boat!"

7) "A man's bar is his castle!"

8) "Tris, there's vomit all over the passenger seat!"

9) "I don't know anyone named Heywood Jablome"

10) "As we say in the sewer, 'Here's mud in your eye'!" (answered)

11) "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!!"

12) "I'm sorry, I don't speak 'maid'!"

13) "Can't you see that Al?" (answered)

14) "Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"

15) "Oh my god, I'm GORGEOUS!!" (answered)

16) "Always bet on the black, Jack!"

17) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

18) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene!" (answered)

19) "I don't mean to panic anyone, but the calamari is infested with baby squid!"

20) "I know you...Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"

21) "I lie every second of the day..My whole life is a sham!" (answered)

22) "I lost my shoe!"

23) "That breeze is a blessing."

24) "I saw Jane die!"

25) "I don't have to fall asleep after sex; I WANT to fall asleep after sex, I welcome the darkness!" (answered)

26) "A hula-hoop he wants!"

27) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"




More TV show lines from Part 29:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181320549

Know any good limericks about Shitler?

This one was posted on Twitter by "Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine" (@zaharako)


There once was a President Drumpf
Who watched as the stock market slumped
With his moron persona
He bungled Corona
Come November, he's about to get dumped.

Post a line from a movie & see if anyone knows the movie without using Google - Part XXVlll

1) (Reading) "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls!" (answered)

2) "Come out and take it, you dirty yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!" (answered)

3) "What do you want to do tonight, Angie?" (answered)

4) "I wonder of the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?"

5) "Shut up and eat your shiksa!" (answered)

6) "Rules, in a knife fight?" (answered)

7) "Well, congratulations Gene..You've been looking for a way to get rid of me for thirty years, and they finally gave you an excuse." (answered)

8) "There's a rumor going around that the brown acid is....not too good."

9) "Can you believe I fathered him with just one testicle?"

10) "Louie the Lips," please excuse my Daddy."

11) "You live fast, you die young, you leave a good looking corpse!"

12) "Thanks, Reverend Roy, you've been a real pain in the ass!"

13) "I can't believe she knew my name!..Some of my best friends don't know my name!" (answered)

14) "I think I'm Jewish." (answered)

15) "Oh dear, I don't like hypothetical questions."

16) "The last man in that safe who didn't work here, Daddy shot in his tracks."

17) "I'm great physically..I've got a PhD in Oral Sex!"

18) "What kind of a man would put a snake in a man's salad?"

19) "Now YOU should say something!"

20) "What about my men?..What about my men?..What about my men?..What about my men?"

21) "You gotta kill Bone first!"

22) "Mr. Conforte, I'll see you in just a few minutes."

23) "There's a lot of new people out there, so before we go on, my name is Morty Melnick" (answered)

24) "Have you ever read the bible, Pete?"

25) "Are you fucking with me?"

26) "You move..You make one sound, I'll snatch the life right out of you."

27) "Well, that's some monkey house in there!"

28) "Put the coffee..back.. in..the cup" (answered)

29) "You come into my house, and complain about me making too much noise?"

30) "The President?..You look more like a sack of shit in a cheap suit to me!" (answered)

31) "I saw you too...I saw you, and then you killed a man!"

32) "How I know this?..I look like psychic to you?"



More unanswered movie lines from Part XXVll
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181301417

Post a line from a TV or radio commercial & see if anyone knows the product without using Goolge

"Bats in the belfry?
Mice in the rice?
Cockroaches in the kitchen,
None of that's nice.
Mold in your carpet?
Termites below?
Whatever your problem let the __ man know"

Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 29

1) "You can put a drop in 'ere." (British TV series)

2) "From now on you all will be called 'Tommy'!"

3) "We heard there's a psychiatrist staying..Is he here for the major?" (answered)

4) "The letter 'a' in the screwdriver will fit right in the corresponding a-hole."

5) "What in the sweet chocolate Christ is a metrosexual?" (F/X TV series) (answered)

6) "Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty." (answered)

7) "He's from Barcelona." (answered)

8) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"

9) "A hula-hoop he wants!"

10) "He's called me 'Fonzie'...He's called me 'Opie'...He mentions Eddie Haskel to me and I'm gonna rip his head off!" (same TV show as # 5) (answered)

11) "I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one..I love the way her mind fills her sweater"

12) "I don't have to fall asleep after sex; I WANT to fall asleep after sex, I welcome the darkness."

13) "Lisa didn't believe in borders, and that's why I know that wherever Lisa is right now, she's everywhere."

14) "I saw Jane die!"

15) "Thank you, Mrs. Lupner." (answered)

16) "O'Reilly, I've seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds!" (answered)

17) "That breeze is a blessing!"

18) "I lost my shoe!"

19) "Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend."

20) "I know you...Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"

21) "I lie every second of the day...My whole life is a sham!"

22) "Why don't you get a life Rick?...Why don't you go to community college like Julian here?" (answered)

23) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene."

24) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

25) "I don't mean to panic anybody, but the calamari is infested with baby squid!"

26) "Always bet on the black, Jack"

27) "I think I'm Jewish."

28) "A gin and orange, a lemon squash, and a scotch and water, PLEASE!"

29) "I'll have a big salad."

30) "Can't you see that Al?"

31) "Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"

32) "Oh my God, I'm GORGEOUS!"

33) "I'm sorry, I don't speak 'maid'!"

34) "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!!"

35) "He's a high talker!"



More unanswered TV quotes from Part 28:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181304055
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