Best description of the seditious MAGA wankers I have seen this week

[Soph0571]

What a splendid way with words!

[samnsara]

1. the Hoards of Hicks

[secondwind]

2. And they spread their feces in the Capitol.....

Floors, walls.

[LiberalArkie]

9. I am betting that the ones who did it have that "fake China flu"

[es466]

3. MalAdjusted Gratuitously Angry

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Missing a 'T' at the end

‘T’ for ‘Traitors.’

[central scrutinizer]

5. That's from TheFerret's latest DU post

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100214866003

[MontanaMama]

11. I was wondering...

I saw the “ShowerCap”...indeed! That’s DU’s TheFerret!

[Swede]

6. The rabble has be roused.

[dalton99a]

7. "We love you. You are very special." - President Shit-Flinging Orangutan

[RealityCheque]

14. Feeding his troops with their primary food.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

8. That's our Ferret!!! 👊👍🏾🤟

[sarge43]

10. If you haven't already, check out his blog "Shower Cap"

He does have a way with words.

His description of the past 5 years: Trapped in a dryer with hammers and badgers.

[leighbythesea2]

19. Yay Ferret, (shower cap)

I love this description and will be using it.

[sarge43]

24. I've used it several times.

It always gets the Truth gold star.

It would make a good book title.

[leighbythesea2]

28. He needs

To write a collection of humorous observational pieces. As history to this 4 years.

[sarge43]

30. Absolutely. It'd have pride of place on my book shelve. n/t

[zentrum]

12. Only problem is the "public

…..restrooms". Public means The Commons. It's all the homeless have. It's kids in public parks.

In Europe, "public restrooms" are clean. Because the people's taxes pay for them as we do here. Public restrooms are really a socialist type common good.

I love Shower Cap and of course I know what she/he meant—but the gold encrusted bathrooms of the Koch's type rich are where the real "shit" is.

[Geechie]

21. Sports bar restrooms

fits better

[GopherGal]

26. sports bar restrooms five hours after a season-ending home-team loss?

gas station restrooms?
upturned music festival portapotties?

I guess "filthiest" covers most of those anyway.

[Geechie]

29. Floor scrapings regardless! nt

[Tommymac]

25. Not to be a downer, but don't use Germany's Public Rest Stops on the Autobahn.

They are filthy. Condoms, dirty underwear, food scraps and bugs, literally 6 inch deep, square yard patches of cigarette butts outside.

I will not describe the inside except to say a homeless person who has not taken a bath for a year smells like a rose in comparison.

[paleotn]

13. We've been saying that for 4 years now, because we know exactly who they are.

Trump voter demographics have shown us exactly who they are. We all know them. In high school, he's the guy who slept through class and was exiled to detention much of his time. He never mastered English or shop class because he just didn't care. Why should he? He never studied, never read much of anything and made a general nuisance of himself to everyone else. He graduated, god knows how, but still expected life to GIVE him exactly what his father achieved in a totally different economy. He's entitled simply because he's white. When life didn't drop manna from heaven, he became pissed and searched for scapegoats, instead of focusing that energy on actually rectifying his economic situation. Trump embodies that anger and legitimizes it. He's their "savior" who will right all the wrongs these cretans inflicted on themselves.

[volstork]

15. Excellent assessment.

[Jon King]

16. Exactly my experience also...

Most every Trumper I know is a failed white person who did the bare minimum and now complains about how life turned out. It MUST be someone else's fault. Never mind the immigrants who come with nothing, live 10 to a house, save every penny, and buy a small convenience store and have their kids study 3 hours each day after school. These Trumpers think white means they should be given things even though they take education and sacrifice for granted.

A few Trumpers I know are the people who have thought they knew everything from day 1. They will tell a tennis pro how to hit a ball, a plumber how to fix a pipe. They are simply dumb as rock guys that have zero clue how dumb they are.

[hibbing]

17. They aren't all a bunch of yahoos

Those Trump trains of 50k+ trucks, the boat flotilla, and so on. Yeah it's fun to joke around about some of them, but I think we make a very dangerous assumption thinking these people are all living in their mom's basement. More will be revealed daily.


Peace

[Jon King]

20. True, the CEO of a software firm in Illinois was just fired...

52 year old CEO of a software firm got fired for getting arrested at the Capitol. So yes, some of these are educated people whose politics went extreme.

[Canoe52]

18. Just reposted this on tRump jr's. Twitter feed, we'll see how it goes over...

[Gothmog]

22. K&R

[HipChick]

23. wankers!.....

[Blue Owl]

27. K&R