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Trump reversed course on moat. No snakes or gators

Now wants sharks with freaking lasers

Unfortunately due to tax cut related budget shortfalls they can only get sea bass.

"We have video surveillance of them grabbing as many penises as they can and taking off!"

Pet store searching for couple suspected of stealing bull penises

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-bull-penis-thieves-stealing-pet-store-20190930-ku5a5piuuvco5brpsdv5spcxsy-story.html

A pair of thieves is believed responsible for stealing hundreds of dollars worth of dried bull penises from pet stores north of the border.

Pet Zone in Newfoundland, Canada, posted a photo of a suspected crime duo they believe robbed two of their stores of those doggy delicacies, which are known as “Pizzles".


“We have video surveillance of them grabbing as many penises as they can and taking off!” the store claimed.


Pet Zone also charged that witnesses at another area pet store spotted the schlong-swiping couple in their establishment and suspects they were up to no good. Store workers are encouraging anyone with information leading to the pair to contact Canadian police and let the penal system run its course. Well done NY Daily News







Oh The HOOOG Manatee!!!!

Gardner Minshew II and his mentor Uncle Rico. No for real 😳

Small School College Football report - week 5

Small school report
Carson-Newman 42 UVa Wise 7
Randolph-Macon 31 Ferrum 10
Merchant Marine 62 Maine Maritime 13
Greensboro College 27 Gallaudet 25
Notre Dame College 40 Urbana 20
Mount Union 37 John Carroll 14
Coast Guard 17 Curry College (formerly School of Elocution and Expression) 7
Defiance can't win. Anderson 57-29
Slippery Rock (4-0) 55 Seton Hill 14
Colorado School of Mines 42 New Mexico Highlands 13
Dixie State 28 So. Dakota Mines 16
Tarleton State Texans/TexAnns 49 Texas of the Permian Basin Falcons 7
St. John's (MN) 56 Carleton College 10
The University of Findlay (OH) Oilers 75 Alderson -Broadus (WV) Battlers 28
North Central 77 North Park 0

Just back from the Virginia Pride event in Richmond.

Brown's Island right in the middle of the city. Blazing hot day. No shade. No wind.
I'm a salty dog right now.

The point of this post is two fold. My wife and I signed for two candidates to get on the Virginia primary ballot.

We've been having family discussions for two weeks about this event. A lot of my daughter's friends are gay. She wanted to support them and it IS a lot of fun. My wife has been a nervous wreck about this. It really is a really open target AND it's on an island (60 yards I'd say in the river). With all the shootings she didn't want our daughter to go with friends. WE had to be there.

At first as we walked in on one of the three foot bridges I saw a police presence. I never saw them again. Now 2 hours later we are near the stage, blasting music as the drag show is going on (FUN!), and a train starts coming by. This is Richmond - the elevated train was so close you could easily throw a rock and hit it. Lots of noise. Too much noise. If IT were to happen this would be the prime time. Suddenly my heads on a swivel. Scoping everything I can think of. I can see my daughter.

I'm glad we were determined not to live in fear but sadly this is the world we live in.

My RW radio laugh of the morning

Headed to work today I flipped over to the local AM (now FM too). They have a news tease then traffic and the weather.

News tease “The Trump White House says it knows the identity of the whistle blower”

Traffic
Weather

News “The White House has said that it knows the identity of the whistle blower in the Ukrainian phone call. It’s a CIA employee who was previously posted at the White House”




I laughed out loud and blurred out “Hell! I knew THAT

Ooooo big intimidating Trump.

TV PARTY TONIGHT! What channel are you watching?

CNN for us. No MSNBC or even Fox on Sling.

The DEEP STATE has been uncovered! ....it's HIM!



First he talks to Pelosi. He’s sooo sure he won her over that he releases the notes (not a transcript) of the phone call.

Then he live action role plays the call WITH Zelensky.

Now he says publicly that HE no longer considers Pelosi the Speaker of the House.

He just DEEP STATEd himself. He either is begging for the 25th Amendment to be enacted or he just took a few more steps toward Howard Hughes territory.

Yesterday was supposed to be a grand old day for him. Big UN speech, relaxing in his gilded shithole, and then he lit a paperbag of turd on fire at his own front door and the HE tried to stomp out the fire.

CNN- "Trump was in disbelief". Thought he could talk Pelosi out of it. She played him.

CNN - Trump incredulous after his moves on transparency failed to stop Pelosi

New York(CNN) President Donald Trump was incredulous Tuesday as he sat in Trump Tower and watched House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announce she was launching a formal impeachment inquiry against him, sources familiar with the moment say. Sitting in the same building where he launched his long shot presidential campaign four years ago, Trump said he couldn't believe it, he later told people.

He had felt confident after phoning Pelosi earlier that morning. The drive for impeachment in her caucus had ramped up amid reports he pushed the Ukrainian President to investigate Joe Biden, and Trump was hoping to head off a clash. He figured he could de-escalate tensions by speaking with her directly.

It was after that call that Trump made the decision to release an "unredacted" version of the transcript of his July call -- against the advice of aides such as Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who warned him it would set a risky precedent. Trump wanted to undercut the argument from Democrats that he acted inappropriately, he said, and felt he had nothing to hide.

But when the announcement he would release the transcript did little to quell the growing calls for his impeachment, Trump was in disbelief.


https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/25/politics/donald-trump-incredulous-nancy-pelosi-impeachment/index.html

THE BEST WORDS

Madam Speaker
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