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October 21, 2021

I voted today in Virginia. 5 minutes easy. A laugh too.

No line going into the county office.

registrar employee “I just need to see your ID”
Me (wallet in hand) “Okay, let me make sure I give you the right one”
She and the guy sitting next to her chuckled a bit.

October 17, 2021

Great gift idea



Well don’t that beat all! This nut grabber really works!
I usually go outside with a rake and snow shovel to get ahold of the nuts but no longer. Nope. This works with big nuts and small nuts. Any of size nuts you have.
Got it at Southern States so if you go in there and ask for help with your nuts I’m sure they’ll take care of you and get you out of the store in no time.
Great gift idea for anyone who needs help handling their nuts out in the yard.

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October 17, 2021

Small school asswhoopings 10/16


Gallaudet remains unbeaten 23-9 over SUNY Maritime
Rhodes 16 Hendrix 13 -2OTs
North Central 77 Elmhurst 7
Wartburg 67 Luther! (0-7) 0
Kentucky State 76 Edward Walters 36. 20-2 after Q1.
Hanover 51 Defiance (0-6) 0
Monmouth 63 Beloit (0-6) 3
Berry 59 Sewanee U of the South (0-6) 0
Minn State 58 Upper Iowa (0-7) 0
Lenoir-Rhyne 59 Carson-Newman (0-6) 0
October 17, 2021

The Guardians (2017) Russian rip off of Marvel's Avengers/ Fantastic Four

My daughter just watched this at a birthday party.

Daly dubbed into English. References to Reagan’s space laser.
Available on Amazon Prime.

During the Cold War, an organization called "Patriot" created a super-hero squad, which includes members of multiple Soviet republics. For years, the heroes had to hide their identities, but in hard times they must show themselves again.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4600952/

October 15, 2021

Texas abortion ban remains in effect after appeals court rules against Justice Department

Source: Washington Post

The nation’s most restrictive abortion law remains in place for now, after a federal appeals court on Thursday sided with the state of Texas.

In a brief 2-1 order, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit refused the Justice Department’s request to reinstate an earlier court ruling that had blocked enforcement of the Texas law, which bars the procedure as early as six weeks into pregnancy and makes no exceptions for rape or incest.

The brief order, which is expected to be appealed the Supreme Court, was backed by Judges James C. Ho, a nominee of Donald Trump, and Catharina Haynes, a nominee of George W. Bush.

The order noted the dissent of Judge Carl E. Stewart, a nominee of President Bill Clinton.

Read more: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/courts_law/texas-abortion-appeal/2021/10/14/de27beda-2c82-11ec-985d-3150f7e106b2_story.html

October 13, 2021

Funny Facebook post - called road side assistance for the wrong car

So I did a wee little thing today, by wee little thing, I mean I may have called AAA and Toyota care and tried to break into someone else’s car. 😱😅🤪. Because…. SHOCKER…. My key fob wouldn’t open it. I mean how rude!!! 😂😂😂. Oh this is so true!!! Oh, wait, unmentionable word, stop. My bad mr guy with the utensils trying to break into this car because I asked you to, lol just kidding this isn’t my car 😂 Instead of the grey RAV 4 with the white toll thingy in the window and the exact Yankee candle scent hanging from the rear view mirror and the exact, kid you not, same water bottle in the console. That is backed into the third space on the left side of the far right, on the second floor. My Grey RAV 4 with the white toll thingy, and yankee candle and same water bottle is backed into the third space on the far LEFT side of the second floor….. ooopsie. Sponge Bob….literal two hours later, leaves parking garage feeling like a complete idiot. So when I say I literally have no sense of direction, I MEAN, I have no sense of direction. Gave that guy the best dumb blonde story EVER! I literally would have given him $1000 and told him to leave and never say a word to anyone lol Crawling under rock now, pouty lip.

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