But he wasn't even born here!

Meh, nobody seems to care, do they. Not even here.

Well, I still feel like making an issue of it. When I'm not laughing at this ass-clown all over again, that is.

Good for her!!! Heck, losing more than 200 pounds ALREADY qualifies her for a standing ovation.

And I love that cop, too. Seems like this one is one who understands the concept of "to protect and serve".

The way it should be. The way it's SUPPOSED to be.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

DUzy!!!!

OMG! That's the best post of the week! And I say that on MONDAY! I'm gonna check back on Friday. I bet that will still be a true statement!

Yep. THIS ^^^^^^^^

That's MY governor there. My former and present governor! I voted for him both times, last time he ran, decades ago. Proud of it then, still proud of it now. And he's already run my state back into the black. Brought things back from the brink of ruin where ahnold and all his fun little republi-CON friends left it when their time ran out. It ALWAYS takes a Democrat to clean up after a republi-CON. With NO apologies to dick cheney, THAT'S when "the adults are back in charge": When A DEMOCRAT TAKES OFFICE, FOLLOWING A republi-CON.

He's already unelectable. By birth. He was BORN unelectable.

In Canada. Last I looked, Canada was NOT one of the 50 states.

Um - am I missing something here?

ted cruz can't run for President. He doesn't QUALIFY to run for President. He wasn't born here. He was born in Canada. Last I looked, Canada was NOT one of the 50 states.

And it was spot on then as much as it's STILL spot on now.

Welcome to DU, Fritz Walter!

Glad you're here! THIS is one of DU's best features! By the DUer with one of the all-time best screen names!

I posted my personal favorites below, but forgot to mention - the sea turtle hatchings and the "I was guarding the door and then..."

And the itty bitty puppy in the hand!

The list goes on.

Every Sunday!

The Show Off, the Kitten Anatomy, the Lizard in the Sun,

and the Three Pupskateers!

Me too! I voted for him for governor the first time.

Proud to repeat that lo these many years later. Always found him to be a class act. AND he's got brains galore! He's got more brains in the cuticle of one pinkie finger than ted cruz has - or will ever hope to have - in his entire freakin' family's body.