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Aristus
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April 25, 2017
A musical expression of nobility, IN MEMORIAM...
April 25, 2017
"Under the wide and starry sky, dig the grave and let me lie...
Glad did I live and gladly die
And I lay me down with a will;
And this be the verse you grave for me:
'Here he lies where he longed to be
Home is the sailor, home from sea
And the hunter home from the hill' "
- Robert Louis Stevenson
April 14, 2017
Just did an ingrown toenail excision. It went off (or should I say 'came off'?) without a hitch.
Nice way to end the workweek.
The patient came in thinking she was going to have to get a referral to podiatry, and have a few more days of pain to deal with.
"No problem" I said. "I'll take care of it."
My assistant had only helped out with this procedure once before, and was worried how she was going to do. She nailed it. Excuse the expression.
For right now, at least, life is good... 
April 8, 2017
The Yellow River by Betty Wont.
Clinical Urology by I. P. Freely.
I Fell Off the Cliff by Eileen Dover.
Anyone have any others?
Anyone remember Title and Author? Joke book titles with the appropriate joke author names?
Twenty Miles To The Outhouse by Willie Maykit.The Yellow River by Betty Wont.
Clinical Urology by I. P. Freely.
I Fell Off the Cliff by Eileen Dover.
Anyone have any others?
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