Watching the Comey testimony Donald ("I rather be playing golf" Trump is thinking: "Damn. . . . What can I do? . . . I know, I could issue a pardon for me which will work for all the future. . . . But some lawyers would probably poke holes in it. . . . I know, I could declare martial law and take over the entire government. . . . But most of the generals hate me. . . . I know, I could give myself immunity and then come clean. . . . But those damn lawyers . . . ! . . . Hell, I know what I'll do!! Where did I leave my phone?"


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Above CAPTION based on ex-FBI Director's, Richard Comey's, testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee June 8, 2017

Adm. Michael ("You bring the lube" Rodger is saying: "I'll give you a very good reason for not answering your question, Senator. The best. . . . Because Mom used to call that tattling. . . . Is that what all this is about? . . . You got something against my mother? . . . Why, if I wasn't a professional, I'd strip off these bars, jump over this table, and . . . "


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Above CAPTION based on the non-testimony June 7th before The Senate Intelligence Committee as reported by the New York Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/07/us/politics/senate-intelligence-hearing.html

Donald ("God has to ask me for loans" Trump is saying: "Listen, I've got nothing personally against this Khan, the so-called Mayor of London, . . . I mean, he seems nice enough, though awfully small, . . . but just look at his name, . . . 'Sadiq Khan.' . . . Why he's not even ashamed enough to change it to a good Christian name. . . Geez! . . . See what I'm dealing with here?"

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Above CAPTION based on Trump's criticism of London's mayor after the Lodo attacks of early June 2017.

I have been CAPTIONing at DU since the turn of the millennium, but can't think of a CAPTION that could possibly top what what this spud had ass a campaign ad, can you?

Well, spare your imagination. Here's what he posted on Facebook following the London attack of 6.5.17:



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The above shots come from the following Crooks & Liars story:

http://crooksandliars.com/2017/06/rep-clay-higgins-la-r-calls-hunting

Donald ("Tired of winning yet?" Trump is saying: "So what if there hasn't been any legislation? . . . 'Legislation' is just another word for people who don't know what they're doing. . . . And what if Repeal and Replace is on hold? . . . That's going exactly as I planned. . . . It's going to be great! . . . And who really cares if we don't have a budget yet? . . . I mean budgets are boring, right? . . . And what's all this about my weakening traditional alliances and emboldening our traditional enemies? . . . A lot of traditions are stupid, right? . . . All in all I'd rate my first four-and-a-half months of my administration a stunning success. . . . Off the charts! . . . There's never been anything like it. . . . That's what a lot of people are saying."

Sean (third mortgage on soul) Hannity is saying: "No President has had to weather such abuse by his critics, not one! . . . All day long, it's 'Russia,' 'Russia,' 'Russia.' . . . That's all they can say, . . . and when there's not one shred of evidence pointing to collusion with the Trump team. . . . And everybody knows that's the same as saying all the evidence points to the fact that there was no collusion whatsoever. . . . Nothing. . . . Nada. . . . End of story! . . . Elementary logic would tell you that!"

Donald (God's boss) Trump just finished saying: "Why would I bother to wake up my intelligence heads to find out what happened in London when two clicks of the mouse takes me to The Drudge Report? . . . Do I look stupid, or what?."


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Above based on the following story in Mic and the following posting at DU:

https://mic.com/articles/178874/london-terror-attack-trump-touts-travel-ban-retweets-drudge-report-amid-london-attack#.ObSlTvO6b

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029156356

Kimberley ("Science was a boring class in high school" Guifoyle just finished saying: "Well I'll respond to my critics, Greg, by asking them a question in turn: 'Who better for the President to consult on climate change than me?' . . . I mean I've always spoken highly of him and I get really good ratings!"


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Above CAPTION based on the report that Trump consulted this intellectual stump prior to pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord as reported in Media Matters:

https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2017/06/01/withdrawing-paris-climate-agreement-trump-called-fox-news-host-advice/216748

Donald ("Who needs other mammals?" Trump is thinking: "Let em see, 'Nobody loves the earth better than me.' . . . That's good, brilliant in fact, now what else? . . . Oh yeah, I got it: . . . 'But they say when you love something, you should set it free.' . . . Wow! That's great! . . . It's like philosophy or psychology or something. . . . I wonder when they're going to add music to these things?"

Donald ("I could sexually molest a handicap child on 5th Avenue and they'd still vote for me" Trump is saying: "The left wingers and the scientists say that higher CO2 emissions will mean melting polar ice caps, rising sea level, catastrophic weather events inclusing massive hurricanes and wildfires, world-wide crop failures, the displacement of millions, massive starvation, and the eventual extinction of the human race as well as thousands of other species besides, . . . . but I say to them: I got 306 electoral college votes! . . . Which is like the highest ever."


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Above CAPTION based on this clown announcing U.S.A. will no longer abide by the connditons set in the Paris Climate Accord on 6/1/17 as covered by The New York Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/01/climate/trump-paris-climate-agreement.html?_r=0