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skip fox's Journal
skip fox's Journal
June 28, 2012

Oh HUSH!!!! Please come CAPTION the motor-mouth himself: Rush ("It's inexplicable") Limbaugh!!



Rush ("If it doesn't go my way, someone needs prosecuted" ) Limbaugh is saying: "It's obvious that Justice Roberts changed his vote due to blackmail by the Obama's Black Mafia Administration. . . . Mark my words, administration thugs have something real dirty on him or on a relative of his. . . . If not that, then his vote proves he was a liberal sleeper all along, waiting until Bush put him on the court and he was confirmed to show his socialist progressive agenda. . . . He's brainwashed! . . . There's nothing else that explains it! . . . Unless the Supreme Court is becomng a criminal enterprise!!"
June 27, 2012

Another day, another abyss. Please come CAPTION Orly (bed talk) Taitz!!!



Orly ("The only truth is in my mind" ) Taitz is saying: "And this letter is from the current Kenyan Health Minister and attests to the fact that all circumcisions prior to June 5, 1979 were performed using the Mendelian Method, not the Kiger Clip, so called in Hawaii during that period, as it continues to be in fact. . . . Each leaves a distinctly different product, both in terms of the foreskin and . . . well, you know. . . . My point is, there's one way to clear this up easily. . . . Of course we'd need witnesses, say the Supreme Court and myself for starters."
June 24, 2012

"It's the kooks and the boobs and the dumbwads." Please come CAPTION Dr. Monica (snit-fit) Crowley!!!



Dr. Monica (dissertation on trash talk) Crowley: "Technically they are known as 'kooks.' . . . The yippies, who outraged even the hippies, took over the Democratice Party in 1968 and have taken us on an insane clown's joy-ride ever since. . . . They let the wackiest (also a technical term) take the wheel after they have pumped him full of LSD and give him a map drawn in a homicidal maniac's wet dream. . . . This is what we now call a Democratic Presidency. . . . This is all supported by professional data."
June 23, 2012

There's no foolin' Peggy Noonan!! Please come CAPTION this omission of the human!!!



Peggy ("A smile with a lie makes all the difference&quot Noonan is saying: "As I vehemently maintained during the Bush administration, the office of the President should only be treated utmost respect. . . That being said, this little worm of a man, this pestilence of miscreant humanity, this vile presence, should be summarily voted out of office. All he deserves is public condemnation and hearty derision."
June 22, 2012

"Verbal bullying? Not me!" Please come CAPTION Bill ("Just sit there and take it") O'Reilly!!!



Bill ("Think of all the scum covering the earth!&quot O'Reilly just finished saying: "Their behavior toward that bus monitor was absolutely reprehensible. . . . What I want to know is what are their parents going to do about it? . . . I wish I could drag their fathers and mothers in here, I'd give them a verbal lashing they'd never, ever forget. . . . Where do kids learn behavior like that anyway???"
June 20, 2012

Another Wanking Wednesday! Please come CAPTION Bill (The Tosser) O'Reilly!!!!



Bill (what's the dictionary got to do with anything?) O'Reilly is saying: "The best thing about the President's speech is you could turn it off. . . or you didn't have to watch in the first place! . . . But not me, I had to watch, it's my duty to you, the folks. . . . So what I did was turn the sound off and put on the Beatles Rubber Soul and cranked up the sound so loud I couldn't hardly think and tears were pouring out of my eyes! . . . But I sure watched . . . and kept an open mind! . . . I did my duty! . . . You got it, ladies and gentlemen, I'm always watching out after you. . . . Ya know, that "Norwegian Wood" song is really deep!"
June 18, 2012

Birthermania at the "cutting edge"! Please come CAPTION Sean ("Some people say . . .") Hannity!!!



Sean (who needs pesky facts, anyway?) Hannity is saying: " . . . and they say if he's not circumcised then he's obviously from Kenya, but if he is, then he may (just may) have been born elsewhere. . . . There's one way to settle this for good: Mr. President: let's see your package!!! . . . What reason could he possibly have for stonewalling such a reasonalbe request??"
June 18, 2012

The Retorter's Reporter! Please come CAPTION Neil Munro!!!!



Neil (Nobody's got "Fair and Balanced" on me!!) Munro is saying: "Mr. President, don't you think it's distrubingly rude to keep talking when I've got questions to ask???"
June 18, 2012

Manhunt nets 6-year old! Please come CAPTION America's Sheriff, Joe ("I'd arrest my mother") Arpaio!




Joe ("I cannot tell you how much contempt I have for life" ) Arpaio is saying, "She was only six but you could see the criminal pathology stamped on her Salvadorian features. . . . Listen, we've been dealing with scum like this since Miles Standish first scouted the area around Plymouth Colony. . . Damned interlopers!"
June 17, 2012

Sundried on a Sunday morning. Please come CAPTION Mitt-ster (The Unhipster) Romney!!!




Mitt (Who put the 'lard' in 'Willard'?) Romney just finished saying: "My campaign manager tells me I can win if I show my personality. . . . Well, I had to ask, 'What's that?' . . . But he was too busy breathing into a bag to answer. . . . I still wonder though."

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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