Bill O'Reilly is standing behind the graphic artist at her computer and saying: "Yeah, make the brows a little fuller and the lines in my forehead a bit more even and regular, . . . like I'm a straight-up moral guy with nothing to hide. . . . By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear."

Bill ("I'm not wearing underwear" ) O'Reilly is saying: "Look, you want to know who dropped the ball here? . . . Well, it was in God's court, wasn't it? . . . And the thing that burns me up is that my children, who were entirely innocent, had to suffer. . . . So I think I have right to demand an explanation. . . . After all, who the hell does He think He is?"



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Above CAPTION based on O'Reilly's comments 10.24.17 as reported by CBS:

http://money.cnn.com/2017/10/23/media/bill-oreilly-misconduct-allegations/index.html?sr=twCNN102317bill-oreilly-misconduct-allegations0947PMStory

Donald Trump is thinking: "I'm grieving in my own way."


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Above CAPTION based on Trump's attention to the funeral of one serviceman killed in Niger, Sgt. La David T. Johnson, Oct. 21, 2017.

Bill ("Move Over, P.T. Barnum, I've got one more act!" ) O'Reilly is saying: "Listen, the fact that the out-of-court settlement for sexual harassment was for 32 million dollars, doesn't mean a damned thing. . . . Zero. . . . Zilch. . . . Nada over nada in no time! . . . That's simply how much I value my good name. That's all it means. . . . Why's that so hard to believe?"

Donald ("It's her fault!" ) Trump is tweeting: "Wacky congresswoman Wilson shows Dems for what they are: Cartoon Network. Repubs. win big in '18 with no loons. #WhatAreTheyThinking?"

Donald ("What's 'sacred' mean?" )Trump is tweeting: "Gold star families deserve utmost respect but shouldn't bite the hand that feds. Sad. #I'veGotProof"

Donald ("Do you know how much my time is worth?" ) Trump is saying: "Carol, can we do a conference call so I can speak to all four families at once? . . . I want to be on the course by one."



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Above CAPTION Based on the conservatory surrounding Trump's call to Gold Star families as reported by ABC News:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-fallen-soldiers-calling-guy-congresswoman/story?id=50568045

Donald ("You've got the tab" )Trump is saying: "You bet I've got proof of what I really said to that guy's widow, the one who was shot in Africa, and I sure didn't say 'Well, he signed up for it' (even though that's literally true, just so you understand), . . . Furthermore, I didn't forget the man's name! . . . I'd actually love to show all of you the proof, believe me. . . . But out of respect to his grieving widow, I'll not produce it because that would only extend this issue and hurt her even more."

Donald (Mr. Empathy, himself) Trump is saying: "Peter, if you'll give me a minute. . . . What I meant was obvious: Obama might have had his secretary place a telephone call to grieving parents a couple times, but all he would do was just say a few words over and over and over again. A couple short sentences. . . . He probably had them all written down, or used a recording. . . . But when I call 'em, I call 'em!! . . . I say how hard it was to call and how calls like this really get me down. But how I'll still be a great president anyway, despite weak and ineffective congressional leaders. Then I thank them for their loss, and at that point if it's gone smoothly, I mean without too many tears, I tell them that if they have a few words I'd like to heard them and give them a half minute or so (do you know what my time is worth?), before I tell them I have got to go and be the president and make America great again! . . . Like I say: when I call 'em, I call 'em."



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Above CAPTION based on Trump's bizarre claims that he was the only president to call the famlies of fallen soldiers as reported by The Washington Post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2017/10/16/trumps-claim-that-obama-didnt-make-calls-to-families-of-the-fallen/?utm_term=.5a0e5d465b12


This man is a menace.

Donald ("You don't have the right of free peaches, do you?" ) Trump is saying: "Wait. Just wait. . . Don't put words in my mouth. . . . I'm not against the First Amendment. . . . Not at all. . . . I'm just against some individuals or entities like NBC using it to destroy this nation. . . . By yanking their license, I'd be saving the Constitution, not undermining it. . . . That should be obvious."