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October 5, 2017
Wayne (The Original Brain Drain) LaPierre is saying: "Now is definitely not the right time to politicize a tragedy by considering a change to our great Second Amendment. . . . Have these people no sense of decency?"
". . . and a rocket launcher in every garage!" . . . Please come CAPTION NRA's Wayne LaPierre!!
Wayne (The Original Brain Drain) LaPierre is saying: "Now is definitely not the right time to politicize a tragedy by considering a change to our great Second Amendment. . . . Have these people no sense of decency?"
October 5, 2017
Donald ("I hate even touching an off-brand" ) Trump is saying: "Hey Jose, you in the back, heads up! . . . You'll need this for all the greasy food you'll be eating after we get things up and running again. . . . You don't have to thank me, but if you want to, make sure the camera's little red light is on."
The One-Man FEMA. . . . Please come CAPTION Doanld Trump!!!
Donald ("I hate even touching an off-brand" ) Trump is saying: "Hey Jose, you in the back, heads up! . . . You'll need this for all the greasy food you'll be eating after we get things up and running again. . . . You don't have to thank me, but if you want to, make sure the camera's little red light is on."
October 4, 2017
Donald ("I got your empathy right here," while grabbing his crotch) Trump is saying: " . . . and I want all the citizens of hurricane ravaged Puerto Rico to know that there's a lot of good that's going to come out of this. . . . You'll rebuild even greater than you were before, believe me! . . . And speaking of good, did you notice this beautiful Disaster-in-Chief jacket I had specially made for hurricanes? . . . If it wasn't for them, it never would have never existed."
The Empire Strikes Back. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump
Donald ("I got your empathy right here," while grabbing his crotch) Trump is saying: " . . . and I want all the citizens of hurricane ravaged Puerto Rico to know that there's a lot of good that's going to come out of this. . . . You'll rebuild even greater than you were before, believe me! . . . And speaking of good, did you notice this beautiful Disaster-in-Chief jacket I had specially made for hurricanes? . . . If it wasn't for them, it never would have never existed."
September 30, 2017
Donald J(umbo) Trump is thinking: "That bitch! I'll stop her. She wants a response; I'll give her a response: 'San Juan Mayor reading Dems' hateful talking points. Sad. Still wants aid. I'm Pres. so of course I'll send. #BitingTheHand.' . . . There's your stinking response, bitch. . . . You bet I'll send you aid! . . . . Here come 10,000 body bags care of Uncle Sam. . . . Who says I lack empathy?"
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's tweets against San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz who asked for more aid as covered by CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/30/us/puerto-rico-hurricane-recovery/index.html
"American citizens, my ass!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald J(umbo) Trump is thinking: "That bitch! I'll stop her. She wants a response; I'll give her a response: 'San Juan Mayor reading Dems' hateful talking points. Sad. Still wants aid. I'm Pres. so of course I'll send. #BitingTheHand.' . . . There's your stinking response, bitch. . . . You bet I'll send you aid! . . . . Here come 10,000 body bags care of Uncle Sam. . . . Who says I lack empathy?"
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's tweets against San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz who asked for more aid as covered by CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/30/us/puerto-rico-hurricane-recovery/index.html
September 27, 2017
Bill O'Reilly is saying: "I'll tell you why all this sexual harassment nonsense is bogus, Sean: I never had to beg for it, much less play for it, in my entire life. . . . Look at me! . . . They're the ones who are always coming on to me, begging for it, . . . They just have to be brought around to realize what they really want, that's all."
Sean Hannity replies: "Who could argue with that?"
What happens when two black holes collide? . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity!
Bill O'Reilly is saying: "I'll tell you why all this sexual harassment nonsense is bogus, Sean: I never had to beg for it, much less play for it, in my entire life. . . . Look at me! . . . They're the ones who are always coming on to me, begging for it, . . . They just have to be brought around to realize what they really want, that's all."
Sean Hannity replies: "Who could argue with that?"
September 26, 2017
Donald ("Shakespeare stand back!" ) Trump is tweeting: "Fake news says I provoke Rocket Baby. Calling him a vain little twit spouting empty threats ‘cause he can't get it up, is just accurate. Not provoking #MoreVomitFakeNews"
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Above CAPTION based on the rising crescendo of threats exchanged between North Korea and Donald J. Trump, as covered by The Washington Post, 9.26.17:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/north-korea-asserts-its-right-to-shoot-down-us-bombers/2017/09/25/74da66c4-a204-11e7-8cfe-d5b912fabc99_story.html?utm_term=.fe1cec1c7e81
"My tweets are like the nourishment of angels!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Shakespeare stand back!" ) Trump is tweeting: "Fake news says I provoke Rocket Baby. Calling him a vain little twit spouting empty threats ‘cause he can't get it up, is just accurate. Not provoking #MoreVomitFakeNews"
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Above CAPTION based on the rising crescendo of threats exchanged between North Korea and Donald J. Trump, as covered by The Washington Post, 9.26.17:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/north-korea-asserts-its-right-to-shoot-down-us-bombers/2017/09/25/74da66c4-a204-11e7-8cfe-d5b912fabc99_story.html?utm_term=.fe1cec1c7e81
September 25, 2017
Donald ("Playing air-guitar is silly" ) Trump is saying: "Have I got a surprise for you! . . . You're going to love it! . . . You'll eat it up! . . . Just wait until next week when I'll announce it. . . . Hillary is really going to get it when you find out what I know. . . . You won't believe it!"
Air-Wanking . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Playing air-guitar is silly" ) Trump is saying: "Have I got a surprise for you! . . . You're going to love it! . . . You'll eat it up! . . . Just wait until next week when I'll announce it. . . . Hillary is really going to get it when you find out what I know. . . . You won't believe it!"
September 23, 2017
Donald ("I'll have a whole super-double deluxe cheesecake smothered in white gravy" )Trump is saying "And the lying media will tell you that I've got my priorities on backward,. . . that I don't know up from down, . . . or right from wrong. . . . But what do they know about right and wrong? . . . They think it's right to disrespect the 'Star-Spangled Banner' at the opening of a football game and to forcibly oppose fascists in the streets of America, but that's but it's wrong for all-American groups like White Supremacists or the KKK to exercise their first Amendment rights. . . . And they get all bent out of shape when the Neo-Nazi's protest the removal of Confederate statues. . . . Don't they know the historical connection between the Nazis and the Confederacy? . . . Nobody teaches history any more these days."
"Oh, poor me. There's so much winning! Please stop Mr. President!" . . . Come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald ("I'll have a whole super-double deluxe cheesecake smothered in white gravy" )Trump is saying "And the lying media will tell you that I've got my priorities on backward,. . . that I don't know up from down, . . . or right from wrong. . . . But what do they know about right and wrong? . . . They think it's right to disrespect the 'Star-Spangled Banner' at the opening of a football game and to forcibly oppose fascists in the streets of America, but that's but it's wrong for all-American groups like White Supremacists or the KKK to exercise their first Amendment rights. . . . And they get all bent out of shape when the Neo-Nazi's protest the removal of Confederate statues. . . . Don't they know the historical connection between the Nazis and the Confederacy? . . . Nobody teaches history any more these days."
September 22, 2017
Donald ("I've got you maturity right here," grabbing his crotch)Trump is thinking: "Call me a 'deranged dotard,' will he? . . . I'll show him who's the adult! . . . Let's see: 'N Korea will be less than nothing left. We'll even blast the rubble. Zero will be beyond you! Rocket Baby's people will be one stinking, radioactive cloud!.' . . . That'll show the little twit!"
I smell rubber burning. Trump must be thinking. . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!
Donald ("I've got you maturity right here," grabbing his crotch)Trump is thinking: "Call me a 'deranged dotard,' will he? . . . I'll show him who's the adult! . . . Let's see: 'N Korea will be less than nothing left. We'll even blast the rubble. Zero will be beyond you! Rocket Baby's people will be one stinking, radioactive cloud!.' . . . That'll show the little twit!"
September 20, 2017
Paul ("I used to have the world by its p*ssy" ) Manafort is thinking: "I know I said I'd take a bullet for Trump, and I really meant it, but if Flynn flips before me, I'm toast. . . . I want to be loyal, but the way I figure it now . . . all bets are off!"
"Where's Putin when I need him?" . . . Please come CAPTION Paul Manafort!!
Paul ("I used to have the world by its p*ssy" ) Manafort is thinking: "I know I said I'd take a bullet for Trump, and I really meant it, but if Flynn flips before me, I'm toast. . . . I want to be loyal, but the way I figure it now . . . all bets are off!"
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