January 7, 2014

You gotta be kidding: Jerry Sandusky seeks reinstatement of pension

http://www.centredaily.com/2014/01/06/3972909/jerry-sandusky-to-fight-for-pension.html

We all know Jerry Sandusky.

When he got convicted of doing all the things he did, the Pennsylvania state employees' retirement system cancelled his pension. Now he's trying to get it back.

January 6, 2014

Who thinks more about gay sex - gay people or homophobes?

There's a thread about some sort of "constitutional militia" that's going to overthrow the Utah government if they don't stop gay marriage, and some fool starving to death over it...I swear, the panic over something that absolutely Does Not Affect these people in any way would be unbelievable if it hadn't happened a million times before.

January 5, 2014

How fucked is Auburn on Monday night?

I say Florida State by 14.

January 4, 2014

How long before Golden Triangle Tactical gets evicted from Parkdale Mall?

In another GD thread we learn that Derek Poe, the right-wing moran who owns a teabagger porn store (aka a "tactical equipment store&quot in a mall in Beaumont, Texas, was charged with disorderly conduct for walking around with an AR-15 slung across his back.

I think the mall owners won't want this kind of publicity for their establishment and will tell him to move out.

January 3, 2014

Both drivers in two-car accident were driving drunk

http://cdapress.com/news/local_news/article_cea69878-1512-56b6-a39e-2ef7f5e4dba2.html

A couple days ago we had a non-fatality two-car accident...after field sobriety tests, both drivers were booked for DWI.

I guess if you're gonna drive drunk and run into someone, it's best if the person you hit is also driving drunk. Call it karma.

January 1, 2014

Public service announcement: Starting tomorrow, write 2014 on your checks!