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MrScorpio

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This man should be REQUIRED to pass an IQ before using any technology



How he can dress himself in the morning is a mystery to me.

Puppy Wednesday, everybody



Meet Rover!

Rover's taking a break from his very first snow day.

Show him some love!

Time for another Monday's Kitten



Meet Snoodles

Just loves being as cute as a noodle.

It's Time For Another Puppy Wednesday, my peoples!



Meet Karen.

- You guessed it, Karen wants to speak to your manager.

- She thinks that she's always right, even when she's dead wrong.

- Karen lives in the suburbs, drives a Chrysler Pacifica and is usually seen bailing her 2.5 puppy brats out of the local animal shelter.

- If you work in retail, hospitality or food service, Karen will bite your ankles.

- Karen is notorious for asking people who her husband is, as if they're supposed to know.

- Get ready to watch Karen lose her shit when you tell her that YOU'RE the manager.





He's even in your dreams....









Today's Monday Kitten



Meet Hercule Purrirot

- He's the world most famous Belgian Cat Detective.

- Currently serving as the Chief Inspector of the Directorate For Feline Support in the Brussels division of the Police Fédérale.

- Claim to fame came from solving the notorious "Death By Friskies" murder case.

- Speak fluently in French, Flemish, German and Meowing.

- He's frequently asked to travel around the world to solve various crimes and murders, he has always gotten his man, woman or dog.

- Nearing retirement, he is anticipating moving back to his kittenhood home, just outside of the Belgian town of Spa.

Baklava

It's SHOW DAY once again!

https://twitter.com/Mr_Scorpio/status/1162401583528910848

Time for another Puppy Wednesday, my peoples!



Meet Count Cesare Di Pomero

- Count Cesare is internationally renown as the most romantic pom in all of Europe.

- He's Enrique Iglesias' spirit animal.

- He once hiked up Mont Blanc to make sweet, sweet Pomeranian love to his Bernese Mountain dog lover.

- He's notorious for mixing pleasure with much more pleasure.

- Fleas refuse to jump on him, purely out of respect.

- Whether you're a man or a woman, when you pet him, you will instantly fall in love with him and wish to have his puppies.

- If he bites your ankles, you'll thank him for the privilege and beg for more.

- His barks are used as terms of credit in 12 different Eurozone countries.

- If you're lucky enough to have him lick your face, it will stay licked for your entire lifetime.

- When in Rome, they do as HE does.




If you know me, then you know that I've been talking about white supremacy....

Long before it was cool to talk about white supremacy.

Hopefully, you guys have always been listening.
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