I worked most my entire life

In the public sector.

From cleaning school rooms and picking up after kids to maintaining public parks, to leading a crew and equipment preventing disaster in stormwater/flood control.
All unsung. All noticed only once in a while.

Just letting everyone know that there are lots of "heroes" and public servants out there making life better for us all. Heroes and service to country are not exclusive property of the military.

Silly original joke time

Here's three that I made up.

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How often do you trim an acacia bush?

Acaciasionally.

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If you prune a plum tree do you therefore plum a prune tree?

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No dog is monogamous.

They all have four paws.

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That's all I got for now.

Day 2 of our "national emergency"

Swamp corruption in full view