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Republicans Defend Right to Be Born and Immediately Deported

DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report)—Eager to shore up their pro-life credentials, several Republican Presidential candidates used campaign appearances on Wednesday to assert that the babies of undocumented workers have the right to be born and then immediately deported.

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee sounded that theme in a campaign appearance in Des Moines, telling his audience, “We must vigilantly safeguard the life of the unborn, and, as soon it is no longer unborn, make sure that it leaves and takes its illegal parents with it.”


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republicans-defend-right-to-be-born-and-immediately-deported?intcid=mod-most-popular

LOL! My wife just got back from volunteering at a library book sale

At the end of the day any used books that did not find a new owner ended up going to the mulcher.

She watched intently all day long to see if a particular set of books piqued anyone's interest.


But no. Not a single person showed any interest in these books, despite the attractive slender blond decorating the covers.

At the end of the day, she watched with amusement as every single Anne Coulter book went into the mulcher to be composted.

I hope the earthworms don't get indigestion.

Hollie McNish - HATE

I love the smell of Donald in the morning....

Price check on isle wtf?! please. (Vintage Beer)

A friend of mine just sent me a message. He was helping an old neighbor clean out his storage shed and came across a solid wood crate with brass hinges. Inside there are six unopened bottles of beer carefully packed in sawdust. The labels say Cuahutemoc commemorative Navidad 1986. They have Grolsch style stoppers and the unbroken paper label still covers the metal release.

Any idea where I can go to find how much these bottles are worth?


Build A 300-Mile Wall Around SF During Burning Man

“Behind the Trees” (a found voice memo animation)


The 50 States Of America If They Were Actually People In A Bar


A recent Reddit post asked users the following question: “The United States is a bar, what is each State doing and drinking?” Special credit goes to Reddit user motherboy, who is the individual mastermind behind many of them.

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-50-states-of-america-if-they-were-actually-people-in-a-bar

Donald Trump Interview - Expreses opinion on Zapatero's Government

Regarding ISIS: I once made a bet that we would not invade Iraq,

Thu Dec 28th 2006, 06:36 PM

I once made a bet that we would not invade Iraq, because it was such an unbelievably stupid move, I could not imagine the US government ever doing it.

Even with an imbecile at the helm, I thought, the White House is bluffing; this is pure brinkmanship. Saddam folded like a house of cards; agreed to every demand placed on him by the US.

Surely, I thought, we will declare victory and leave Kuwait without ever stepping on Iraqi soil or firing a single shot.

This is brilliant! - I thought - A beautiful show of force, resulting in a humiliated Saddam backing down.

For a moment, I had grudging admiration for the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, even though he was from "the other party"

And then, we invaded...

Now, we're getting ready to hang Saddam.

This is such an unbelievably stupid move. If there were any smart money left on the table, the bet would be that his sentence would be commuted. Let him rot in jail until his power and influence dissipates completely; until nobody remembers his name.

Now, I'm not so sure. Now, I'm thinking we're actually going to hang Saddam. Now I'm thinking we're actually going to make a martyr out of this thug.

It won't be Iraq's puppet government that will be blamed for this. It will be the US government; our government that will be held accountable by history.

We are about to give the Sunnis the martyr they need to coalesce into a permanent resistance force.

And we haven't a clue what we are about to do to ourselves.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Xipe%20Totec/53
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