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Name: Peggy
Gender: Female
Hometown: Manhattan Beach, CA
Home country: USA
Current location: At home
Member since: Thu Feb 3, 2005, 02:41 PM
Number of posts: 136,847

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Now That I'm Older...

>>> If you canít think of a word just say, ďI forgot the English word for it.Ē That way people will think youíre bilingual instead of an idiot.
>>>
>>> Iím at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
>>>
>>> Iím getting tired of being part of a major historical event.
>>>
>>> I donít always go the extra mile, but when I do, itís because I missed my exit.
>>>
>>> At what point can we just start using 2020 as profanity? As in ďThatís a load of 2020.Ē or ďWhat in the 2020.Ē or ďabso-2020-lutely.Ē
>>>
>>> My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.
>>>
>>> Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. OK, I ate a pizza! A good one! Are you happy now?
>>>
>>> I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
>>>
>>> I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
>>>
>>> *A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
>>>
>>> Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9' through shag pile carpet to change the TV channel.
>>>
>>> Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
>>>
>>> Remember back when we were kids and every time it was above 30 outside they closed school? Yeah, me neither!
>>>
>>> I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
>>>
>>> I loved approaching 66. I learned something new every day and forgot 5 other things.
>>>
>>> A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I got up and searched with him.
>>>
>>> Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
>>>
>>> Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.
>>>
>>> Itís weird being the same age as old people.
>>>
>>> When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This not what I expected.
>>>
>>> Life is like a helicopter. I donít know how to operate a helicopter.
>>>
>>> Itís probably my age that tricks people into thinking Iím an adult.
>>>
>>> Marriage Counsellor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
>>> Me: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
>>>
>>> Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So rememberÖDonít sing!
>>>
>>> I see people about my age mountain climbing. I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
>>>
>>> So if a cow doesnít produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
>>>
>>> Coronacoaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic.
>>> One day youíre loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks, and the next youíre crying, drinking gin for breakfast, and missing people you donít even like.
>>>
>>> You donít realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
>>>
>>> We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
>>>
>>> Good thing you canít get fat from laughing!
>>>


Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Wed Mar 3, 2021, 07:54 PM (59 replies)

Waning Gibbous, March 2, 2021.





Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Tue Mar 2, 2021, 11:53 AM (10 replies)

Arizona--Near Lake Mead




Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Mon Mar 1, 2021, 09:05 PM (7 replies)

***Timeline for the Winter Seasonal Contest***

It's March 1st and time for all our great photographers to think about what kind of photo to enter in the Winter Seasonal Contest.

Winter is of course not just about weather, but about holidays, food, sports or any activity that people enjoy during these cold often snowy months.

The Submission thread will open in a week, on March 8th. I'll keep it open till we have 30 entries, or until March 15th (also a Monday), whichever comes first.

The preliminary threads and the final thread will follow; each will run 72 hours.

I am looking forward to seeing what this talented group will present as entries! Of course, new photos are always welcome, as are photos from our archives.

Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Mon Mar 1, 2021, 03:18 PM (7 replies)

Moon, revised



Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Sun Feb 28, 2021, 08:31 AM (18 replies)

99.6% Full



Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Sat Feb 27, 2021, 01:02 AM (16 replies)

A flower in February...



Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Wed Feb 24, 2021, 04:31 PM (10 replies)

More Funny Stuff!

Iím on two diets. I wasnít getting enough food on one.

A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.

Apparently RSVPíing to a wedding invitation ďMaybe next time,Ē isnít the correct response.

Have you ever listened to someone for a minute and thought, ďTheir cornbread isn't done in the middle.Ē

Aliens probably fly by earth and lock their doors.

ďYou will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did!"

I really donít mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.

It turns out that being an adult now is mostly just googling how to do stuff.

I miss the 90ís when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.

I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.

I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasnít afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.

I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test... same thing.


Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Tue Feb 23, 2021, 01:14 AM (10 replies)

I have a Dell desktop computer, with Windows 10 and Firefox.

I woke up my Dell this morning, and clicked on the Mozilla Thunderbird icon to check my email.

It did not respond at all. I can access my address book in there, but that's it.

And since it's Sunday, I cannot call my IT guy. And tomorrow I'm going for my second Moderna vaccine, and god knows how I'll be feeling after that!

I do have a Dell laptop, also Win 10 and I can access my email there, but I want it on my desktop!

Any suggestions you might have would be great.

Thanks!

Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Sun Feb 21, 2021, 02:27 PM (19 replies)

The Moon, this afternoon...



Posted by CaliforniaPeggy | Sat Feb 20, 2021, 08:56 PM (8 replies)
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