Simplified version of this Week’s False Outrage

Her: Hey, fuck you, you douche!

Him: Fuck you back! And here are some facts!

Cacophony from outraged media: Whoa! Whoa! What the hell is wrong with him? Completely uncalled for and ridiculous! Why did he have to sink so low?

Him: This was a response to something that couldn’t be allowed to stand unchallenged.

Outraged media: You fucking child! You’re bringing in the, she started it defense? Just proves that we are supporting the right person! See how above the fray she is? How classy? Again, what is wrong with you?