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MiddleFingerMom

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February 23, 2013

Has anyone seen my penis this morning? And my glasses?

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I'm wondering if the two losses are related.
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February 23, 2013

Bacon - Resistance is Futile:

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February 22, 2013

MFM's Godzilla movie woulda won an Oscar if it hadn't been for that damned special effects budget.

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February 22, 2013

What MiddleFingerMom looks like EVERY time the waitstaff comes to ask if they could get him anything

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February 22, 2013

MiddleFingerMom managed to shoot the first-ever video of Ptah in his secret sunflower laboratory

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February 22, 2013

Tardar Sauce, the Grumpy Cat, is really starting to piss me off.

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February 22, 2013

Ow, she's got a glass house. She's in her nightie -- just lettin' it all hang out

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February 22, 2013

(Cue the overly-dramatic "surprise" hymn.)

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February 22, 2013

i have a GREAT site for anyone taking anything from a daytrip to a seasonal sabbatical

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http://www.roadsideamerica.com/
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It will show you major points of interest but, more importantly, lesser-or-little-known
interesting stops from weird to seriously historical and/or beautiful.
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One of the best vacations I ever took was a peripheral trip around Arizona using this
site as a trip planner.
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I can virtually guarantee you'll enjoy a vacation/daytrip using this site -- you can
cherrypick and specialize to YOUR particular tastes.
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Enjoy.
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February 22, 2013

COOL MFM UPDATE!!! 12:15 AM AZ time 2/22/2013 Friday

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Right now, I'm pretty weak and sleepy. They zapped me with the shock paddles (defibrillator) this
afternoon. They give you "conscious sedation" for that -- kind of a relaxed hypnotic state so that
you're separated from the experience (it IS unpleasant) and don't remember it.
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Great news. It worked and my heart rate is regular again -- and all the way down to the low 70's.
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I need to build up my strength/stamina again, but I think I may very well be home again by
tomorrow or Saturday.
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YEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Your Working Boy,
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The Fucking Immortal MiddleFingerMom (all tingly and vibratey)
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Profile Information

Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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