Wolf Frankula

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January 31, 2018

Memorable Last Lines from Books. Identify?

"Why it might even come in the middle of a sentence and I'd."

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."

"Pernando walked from the helipad. Behind him the red, white and green flapped in the wind."

"Maybe, in only a thousand years."

"Done this day Aprilius 16, in the year of our Lord One Thousand One Hundred and Seventy, being the hundredth year of the English Peoples' Republic."

"The message consisted of.. well it mostly said the word 'darling'."

"Perhaps he would take up Scrabble."

Wolf

Anyone else have any?

January 27, 2018

Real Performers, Nonexistent songs.

Johnny Cash: Fire From the Sky

Donovan Leitch: Erainilorna

Mighty Sparrow: No Compromise

Meredith Brooks: Bamas

Bob Dylan: I'm a Jew Again

The Concordia College Choir: Forward, Forward Dear New Kaapland

Keith Moon: Goose Goose Duck

Ice-T: Crack Crack, Munny Munny

Wolf

January 25, 2018

Seen at Lunch Today. Another term for the tRump

At a local pub for lunch. They had the toob on and the Rump came on talking. Somebody (not me) thumbed the toob and said in a Cartman voice, "Screw that, I'm going home. Talking poop is where I draw the line.

Wolf

January 21, 2018

Two replacements for 'Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo'

There are reasons for not using 'eenie, meenie, miney, mo, but it is still needed. Here are two replacements.

1: Eenie meenie chili beanie.
Stooges like a wet sardiney.
Moe and Larry, Curly, Shemp.
Last one in gets all the hemp.

And

2: Eenie meenie chili beanie.
Stooges like a wet sardiney.
Moe and Larry, Curly, Joe.
Last one in's the first to go.

Wolf

January 17, 2018

I need a collective noun

for a group of NIMBYs. I mean like a flourish of strumpets, a parliament of owls, a turd of tRumps, and so on.

Anybody have suggestions?

Thank you.

Wolf

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