May 20, 2018

Northeast Portland has a problem with coyotes

Could this be the reason?



Acme: the choice of coyotes everywhere.

Wolf

May 11, 2018

Question came to me at work

If someone hits you with a cantaloupe is that melonious assault?

Wolf

May 7, 2018

Will Anyone under 50 Get this?

"Oh Boy, grunt cakes. Heavy on the thirty weight Mom."

"Not with your hand, Son. Use your entrenching tool"

Hint, it's from the polar opposite of a silent movie.

Wolf

April 1, 2018

For Your Viewing Pleasure an Easter Classic Easter Yeggs

With Bugs Bunny

[link:https://vimeo.com/22797123|

Wolf

March 27, 2018

Do You Have the Slurp Patrol in Your Neighborhood?

Sunday is Easter. But Sunday also has a full moon. And you know what that means, Werebunnies!
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But in our neighborhood we don't have to worry about werebunnies, zombies, weretrumps or other strange beasties. We have the Slurp Patrol [link:http://|

They case them away. But also they chase down pussy cats and slurp them from nose to tail. And staying inside won't keep you safe. They'll come in through the doggie door. Don't have a doggie door? They bring the doggie door with them. So you cat people, check the outside of your house for the sticker that says, 'Put doggie door here.'

Wolf

February 21, 2018

I haven't seen a Robin

But I saw my first Batman



Wolf

February 10, 2018

Thank you for the heart

whoever your are.

Wolf

February 3, 2018

Has everybody done their Super Sunday things?

You know, put up the goal posts, sent out your Super Sunday cards, bought your Super Sunday presents, shopped for Super Sunday dinner, taken the kids to see Howard Cosell?

Wolf

January 31, 2018

Memorable Last Lines from Books. Identify?

"Why it might even come in the middle of a sentence and I'd."

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."

"Pernando walked from the helipad. Behind him the red, white and green flapped in the wind."

"Maybe, in only a thousand years."

"Done this day Aprilius 16, in the year of our Lord One Thousand One Hundred and Seventy, being the hundredth year of the English Peoples' Republic."

"The message consisted of.. well it mostly said the word 'darling'."

"Perhaps he would take up Scrabble."

Wolf

Anyone else have any?

January 27, 2018

Real Performers, Nonexistent songs.

Johnny Cash: Fire From the Sky

Donovan Leitch: Erainilorna

Mighty Sparrow: No Compromise

Meredith Brooks: Bamas

Bob Dylan: I'm a Jew Again

The Concordia College Choir: Forward, Forward Dear New Kaapland

Keith Moon: Goose Goose Duck

Ice-T: Crack Crack, Munny Munny

Wolf