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kairos12

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May 10, 2020

The only team to have 5 consecutive MVPs.

SF Giants. 2000-2004. Jeff Kent (1) and Barry Bonds (4).

May 10, 2020

Hey Reich Wing hair cut demanding fake warriors

Lack of convenience doesn't equal oppression.

May 9, 2020

Humor for the day

Read today:

The person who created autocorrect can burn in hello.

May 9, 2020

Who said it?

"I don't mean to sound egotistical, but every time I come to the plate I kind a feel sorry for the pitcher."






Answer: Rogers Hornsby

May 9, 2020

Given the COVID-19 invasion of Drumptland maybe

Poe's story should be retitled "Mask of the Red Don."

May 9, 2020

New White House Souvenir Tee

"I went to the White House and all I got was COVID-19."

May 7, 2020

Magic 8 Ball

Six weeks after states prematurely open up: COVID will run wild with no effective testing or contact tracing combined with relaxed social distancing measures. Chump has conditioned his COVIDIOTs that any number of deaths under 2 million is a WIN! Therefore:

-Medical facilities overwhelmed
-Deaths in the many thousands per day
-No new stay at home order from Red Don
-Chump will dispute rising death toll calling it fake death
-No daily panel providing any national statistics on rampant spread of COVID
-Chump will be holding rallies further encouraging his death cult
-Rethugs will plan on holding a political convention
-Dems will not
-Sports leagues will have to close again
-Red states will continue to hide their infection and morbidity numbers in a brazen fashion
-Economic collapse will be blamed on Democratic governors
-CDC and FDA will be completely shut down by Reich Wing
-PPE will continue to be diverted to Red States
-Chump will continue to use COVID as Reichstag fire and burn the Constitution
-Food supply chain becomes increasingly strained

But on the bright side, you can get your hair cut. Or get a waffle.

Hope I'm wrong.

May 6, 2020

I've heard the phrase people are facing not, the "New Normal,"

but the "New Abnormal."

Sorry that was November, 2016.

May 6, 2020

Red Don's new euphemism for you die

Trump said yesterday, "Will some people be affected badly (by the virus)? Yes. But we have to get our country open."

Let's apply that "affected badly."

The Hindenburg was affected badly by a little fire.

The Challenger was affected badly by O ring issues.

The Titanic was affected badly by that chunk of ice.

People are affected badly by Stage 4 cancer.

That woman in the beginning of "Jaws" was affected badly by that shark.

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