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kairos12's Journal
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December 9, 2023

Could happen.

During the Army-Navy game today when the ref flipped the coin:

Navy yelled "heads."

Army yelled "latrines."

December 9, 2023

Never tell secrets in the garden.

The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beanstalk

December 8, 2023

Why did the hawk land on top of the church?

He is a Bird of Prey.

December 8, 2023

Carl Sagan didn't need a Magic 8 Ball.

"One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we're bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you you almost never get it back."

Carl Sagan
"The Demon-Haunted World.

He saw MAGA coming.

December 8, 2023

So this is how it started.

3 Wisemen to Joseph and Mary: "You know these gifts count for Christmas and birthday right."

December 7, 2023

Living This

“The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are as clever as he.”

Karl Kraus

December 6, 2023

If the blurring of faces of insurrectionists

is done right it will start with raised fist, running man Hawley.

December 6, 2023

Once upon a time at a college reunion a woman was standing talking to

friends. Nearby she heard a man talking. She looked over and slightly remembered the man, but now his conversation made him infamous. His MAGA pedantic rantings combined to make some horrible flavor of prosperity gospel and puritanical prudery.

Finally she couldn't take it anymore. She walked over and said to him:

"You know when 3 people have sex they call it a threesome. When 2 people have sex they call it a twosome, or a couple."

Looking him up and down she says, "now I know why they call you handsome."

December 5, 2023

Now that MAGA Johnson said he wants to obstruct the DOJ, I know give him a starring

role in "The Fugitive."

Johnson (channeling TL Jones): Want I want now is a MAGA target search of every residence, domicile, outhouse, cathouse, doghouse, and henhouse for Chump patriots and blur their faces like they were caught in a Florida Republican sex scandal.

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