kairos12
kairos12's JournalTupperware has filed for bankruptcy.
The Judge ordered the case sealed, but the right lid couldn't be found.
Sarcasm. I think.
Fed rate cut
leads to Chump shorting his stock. Sorry, that should read sharting his pants.
I read somewhere that Chump's mugshot photo was an attempt
to imitate Churchill. Well if that's the case, here's some words for you Duce:
"We will fight them on the golf courses,
We will fight them in lavish buffet lines,
We will fight them in high dollar box seats,
We will fight them to block access to health
care and get tax breaks for 1% internet bros,
We will never surrender our tee times."
Never in the field of American politics have so many been fucked over by so few.
Receipts provided by the Bard
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-2nd-amendment-folks-stop-clintons-supreme-court/story?id=41239648snip:
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump raised eyebrows Tuesday when he suggested there is "nothing" that can be done to stop Hillary Clinton's Supreme Court picks, except "maybe" the "Second Amendment people."
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war (MAGA)"
So one day a couple of
MAGA idiots brought in a friend who had cut himself using a chainsaw quite badly.
During COVID these MAGA zombies happen to place their faith in a doc who was anti-vaccine and quite a MAGA enthusiast.
When the doc came out he told his friends sorry that his friend had bled to death from his injury. He told them though that his last friends were inspiring and that his friends should continue to live their lives in an enthusiastic manner. It was just a shame they didn't know his friend's blood type so they could have helped him.
Upon departure the doc told his friends that their departed comrade's last words were B positive.
Transactional Trump
Everything is a $ evaluation. In the desperate days of 1940-41, with England being starved out by the relentless NAZI u-boat campaign, President Trump decided to do the minimum possible and called it the "Lend the Least Act."
Rope-a-Dope Redone
Ali's famous strategy was reimagined last night.VP Harris landed the fist blow by grabbing Chump's minuscule hand. She then stood against the ropes and took his ineffectual blows...immigrants...cats...Oban....
She then roared out of the corner and landed blow after blow against the worn out slug of a human being.
VP Harris last night. Rope-a-Mope
Float like a butterfly,
Sting like ALI
I've reached the age where, pretty soon,
a doctor will ask me if I have installed a bar in my shower.
My response. Does a bottle of gin constitute a bar?
Not sure. Maybe add some vodka.
With the knock out blows
thrown by VP Harris in yesterday’s fight, combined with Taylor’s endorsement, one might ask Phony Soprano, “how do you like getting Swift Bouted?”
If that was a heavy weight fight
both Chump’s corner man and cut man would have stopped it in the 1st.
Ref also.
“Down goes Donny. Down goes Donny.”
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