During the Army-Navy game today when the ref flipped the coin:
Navy yelled "heads."
Army yelled "latrines."
The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beanstalk
He is a Bird of Prey.
"One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we're bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you you almost never get it back."
"The Demon-Haunted World.
He saw MAGA coming.
3 Wisemen to Joseph and Mary: "You know these gifts count for Christmas and birthday right."
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are as clever as he.
A lab for a Tory.
is done right it will start with raised fist, running man Hawley.
friends. Nearby she heard a man talking. She looked over and slightly remembered the man, but now his conversation made him infamous. His MAGA pedantic rantings combined to make some horrible flavor of prosperity gospel and puritanical prudery.
Finally she couldn't take it anymore. She walked over and said to him:
"You know when 3 people have sex they call it a threesome. When 2 people have sex they call it a twosome, or a couple."
Looking him up and down she says, "now I know why they call you handsome."
role in "The Fugitive."
Johnson (channeling TL Jones): Want I want now is a MAGA target search of every residence, domicile, outhouse, cathouse, doghouse, and henhouse for Chump patriots and blur their faces like they were caught in a Florida Republican sex scandal.
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