kairos12
kairos12's JournalAfter the ballet skirt was invented days were
spent coming up with a name.
Finally, they put tu and tu together.
I have a tip for Cheeto Mussolini to disguise his sleeping in the halls of Justice.
When I was in Ranger School sleep deprivation was a deliberate tactic used by cadre. In classroom instruction you would get caught because, as you nodded off, you would drop your pencil. Gazillion pushups followed.
I learned to tie my pencil to my wrist with some dummy cord. Problem solved.
Dummy cord would apply greatly to Chump.
So yesterday I went into
a big retail store and, when walking down the aisle I cut my arm on the side of one of their shelves.
It wasn't a bad cut, but deep enough to start bleeding pretty good. I acknowledge my old skin is as thin as a sheet of MAGA lies, but I did go to a clerk and request a bandaid and also point out the sharp edge.
Apparently I interrupted their phone time because she responded, "oh, yeah, it happens to me all the time."
I located a bandaid.
After Keith O. noted Chump was sleeping in court yesterday he
called him Don Snoreleonie.
I put the over/under on hours,
as to when Chump checks himself into the hospital before his trial starts at 20.
I’ll take the under.
Knock Knock Joke
DAD: Knock, Knock
SON: Who's there?
DAD: Hike.
SON: Hike who?
DAD: Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with
baited breath.
Sets the perfect trap.
While we're at it, red hat MAGA,
don't look directly at me either.
However, feel free to stare directly at the sun for an extended period of time.
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