kairos12
kairos12's JournalSuggested opening statement
by VP Harris.
“ I would like to remind the American people, and the moderators of this debate, that my opponent’s responses will fall into 1 of 3 categories. Weird, lies, or weird lies.”
“Weirdo, please proceed.”
So the Orange Roid is now saying
he lost the election.
Let’s see. Many of his zombies have been arrested and are in prison for supporting his election lies.
Well. I have three words for you.
Suckers and losers. 
I always believed the Meal Team Six and Gravy Seals commandos fetish the
AR15 because the number designation is greater than the number of pushups they can do. In a day.
Given that reality, I suggest these Clutch Cargo Commandos go back to the M1.
I can't understand why England doesn't have
a kidney bank when it has a Liverpool.
One day a farmer drove up in his pick up truck with the chicken coop in
back. A single chicken jumped off the truck and began walking toward the local gym.
A man walking by asked the farmer. Why is that chicken going to the gym?
The farmer replied, oh I think he’s working on his pecs.
Peak Eloquence
"Four score and seven years..."
"A day that will live in infamy..."
"...the torch has been passed..."
...we look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms..."
"I'm not weird..."
A worn down pencil
has been found and the reported owner was William Shakespeare.
Experts are unsure if the pencil is 2b or not 2b.
This thought helps me on occasion.
Not true in every case, but useful nevertheless.
Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookcase.
I think it's fair to say that not even Edgar Allan Poe, Shirley Jackson, or Stephen King could write a story
that describes such a grave dancing ghoul as Chump.
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