kairos12
kairos12's JournalExpansion to Panama, Canada, Greenland by
the Orange Blob.
Why? Distraction.
He can't bring egg prices down and he knows it.
As the New Year hit
I reviewed the landscape and saw the ravages of the COVID plague, modern day religious zealots seeking to destroy those who didn't bend the knee, few people reading anything, and plutocrats ruling the land and decided to set my calendar to 1650.
Jester highly appropriate.
Let's do the Time Warp Again
What the fuck. Just turned on the tee vee and the Orange Klown was spewing nonsense.
Turned it off. Checked my calendar and made sure it wasn't in the year our COVID 2020.
Arghhh!!
Once there were 3 brothers, 96, 94,
and 92 years old. One day the 96 year old went to take a bath. Suddenly he yelled downstairs, help me I can't remember if I was getting in or out of the bath.
The 94 year old heard this and said I can help. As he was going up the stairs he yelled, help me I can't remember if I was going up or down the stairs.
Sitting at the table the 92 year old thought to himself I will help those guys I'm just glad I have kept my memory and raps on the table 2 times for luck. He yells up to his brothers, I will be up to help as soon as I answer the door.
So MAGA
goes back to the doc and says, “I used the hemorrhoid cream like you said and I got a nasty reaction.”
Doc: “where did you apply it?”
MAGA: “On the bus.”
Hey anti-vaccine MAGA morons.
If you are ever inclined, please do this. Walk-through a large cemetery take note of the babies and children’s graves from the 1950s and 1960s and how those graves start to diminish in the 1970s and almost go away in the 1980s and continue to decline.
I wonder why that is? MAGA morons, the truth is written in stone right in front of you. And no it wasn’t because of an increase in eating moon pies.
OH, and fuck off you anti-science trash goblins.
Hey Christian Fascists.
If you want religion in our schools, I want the IRS in your “megachurches.”
And fuck your Happy New Year you Taliban wannabes.
A man was Wednesday at a hotel in Madrid, Spain.
He called down to the front desk to see if he could find any assistance. Much to his surprise, the hotel had a doctor who came up and saw him. The guest remarked to the doctor, “I didn’t expect such a small hotel to have a doctor on staff.”
The doctor responded, “nobody expects The Spanish Inn Physician.”
Happy New Year DU.
Watching the recent Dog Shows had me wondering about adding some
new dog breeds. For example:
Pekingese+Lhasa apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Terrier+Bulldog
Terribull, not a good dog.
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