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December 26, 2024

I saw this. But will borrow.

If Krazy Kennedy gets in I will have a shirt made that reads, “Make Polio Great Again.”

December 26, 2024

So one day this couple decided they wanted to engage in a little afternoon

delight. The challenge was their 8 year old son was there and it was a small apartment. So, they decided to give him a Popsicle, put him on the balcony and have him report the neighborhood activity.

So he goes out on the balcony and the couple gets busy. They boy starts yelling out, "the Smiths are moving out, the Clancy's dog is loose, the Wilders forgot to bring in their garbage can, the Coopers are having sex."

His mom suddenly sits up in bed and yells out, "how do you know the Coopers are having sex?"

Her son replies, "because I can see Billy on the balcony with a Popsicle."

December 26, 2024

MAGA Christmas Party Encounter.

Meeting MAGA and having words with them is pretty rare for me. Not my traveling circle. So, I attended at holiday party where I knew almost no one except for my few family members. I stumbled upon a conversation whereupon I heard, "California is being ruined by all those shoplifters with no respect for the law."

I jumped right into the deep end. I said I worry more about price gouging, merged up grocery conglomerates, hospitals that upcharge $100 for a 3 cent bandaid, and gas companies that use a trashcan fire to say "the refinery is down" to raise your gas prices.

Now, keep in mind, I have all the appearance of MAGA. Old, short haired white guy. From my comments I could see the sand had been thrown into their gearbox. I moved on.

Merry Christmas MAGA. Oh, and fuck you very much.

December 23, 2024

So a bank robber is about to depart the scene of the crime when he

asks one of the customers, "did you see my face?" The man replies, "yes I did" and he gets shot in the face.

The robber turns to the guy in the Grateful Dead Tee and asks, "did YOU see my face?" The Grateful Dead dude replies, "no, but the guy next to me in the red hat did."

December 23, 2024

Just a random thought.

If you have to put the word "prestigious" in front of the award, or the term "Christian" before your name, the award probably isn't, and you are probably not.

That is all.

December 22, 2024

Jacob Marley Meets MAGA Scrooge

Marley: you will be visited by 2 ghosts

MAGA Scrooge: I thought it was 3 ghosts.

Marley: well it’s you, Trump, in 2025. There is no future.

Story for any MAGA family inflicted upon you.

December 20, 2024

Imagine having to attend some unwanted, uncalled for meeting by a department head

wanting to discuss his philosophy of sales (or whatever) late on a Friday afternoon. Dread abides.

Just prior to attending this awful, mandatory meeting you have to hit the bathroom. Much to your horror, as you enter the only available bathroom. you discover someone has completely befouled and befunked the facility. So, prior to even attending this dreaded meeting the stank is upon you.

That's about where we are now with Chump as we wait for the Tangerine Duce's regime installation.

December 19, 2024

Muskeg

Those of you who live in Alaska feel free to correct me. I recall Muskeg as peat bog type terrain that I attempted to walk across once while in the infantry. It was approaching spring and all I remember is being stuck in a bog/ peat moss like terrain, boots filling up, and remembering that if I ever need to attack in an arctic environment-do it in the winter. On skis.

Muskeg. Where we are. Stuck in a bog. Boots filling up with MAGA shit.

December 19, 2024

So a husband asked his wife why did she marry him?

She says “ because of your sense of humor.”

He says,” I thought it was because I was good in bed.”

“There you go again.”

December 18, 2024

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labracadabrador.

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