Heard on SNL

If you want to order from Papa John's Pizza make sure you have your "Q"-pon handy.

Thanks to another generous DUer for the additional Heart!!

The other day I saw a guy

with a leaf blower pushing one leaf up the driveway.

Is there a hypnosis setting on those infernal machines?

Just asking.

Reich Wing Defense of Chump Impeachment

First year of Presidency-too early, just elected.

Second year-too close to the mid-terms.

Third year-too close to an election year.

Fourth year-it's an election year.

Out of Office-he's not President anymore.

A King we have, apparently.

Read today.

Charles Manson carved a swastika in his forehead and his lawyers didn’t quit.

Truth.

Reich Wing Math

10 Senators from a party that didn't win the majority in the Senate wants to deliver a take or leave it offer to a President who won the popular vote by 7 million.

The letter was also signed by Sens. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, Todd Young of Indiana, Jerry Moran of Kansas, Thom Tillis of North Carolina, Rob Portman of Ohio, Mike Rounds of South Dakota, Mitt Romney of Utah and Shelley Moore Capito of West Virginia. Also signing were Cassidy of LA. and Collins of Maine.

Screw them and their let them eat virus offer.

Any plan offered by the Reich Wing

is Lucy with the football.

The Reich Wing lost the House,

the Senate, and the Presidency under Agolf Twitler.

Loyal Servant Thurston Howell McCarthy, please proceed.

Humor for the day

So, a giant, Chump flying pickup pulls over after getting a flat. Buttcrack Cargopants slides down from his seat weighed by all his fake velcro ammo pouches and dip cans and begins the process of changing the tire.

Just as he gets all the lug nuts off he accidentally drops them in a nearby sewer. As he stands there spewing and cursing up walks a new person. Now, this person is rocking a Biden/Harris shirt and is heavily vaping on a non-tobacco product. He is feeling no pain (medicinal of course). He observes the flailing, cursing said Buttcrack Cargopants and says:

"Hey, why don't you take one lug nut off of the other 3 wheels and use those 3 to attach your spare."

Buttcrack says, "that's a great idea thanks a lot."

Our Biden/Harris Hero says, "Your welcome, I may be stoned out of my mind, but I'm not an idiot."

Just called the office of Senator Sinema

I asked her staff to pass along the comment that Sinema's refusal to get rid of the filibuster puts her in Turtle's backpocket and guarantees a blockade of President Biden's agenda. This will be the same situation as what happened to President Obama.

I also mentioned I will support a primary challenge to her if she continues this position.

Disgusted in AZ.