kairos12
kairos12's JournalOccasionally I break out a map and become amazed at what I don't know.
Today.
Reno is farther west than Los Angeles.
Crazy geography.
After reading this, I agree.
Rick Astley for Prime Minister.
He will never:
-Give you up
-Let you down
-Run around
-Desert you
-Make you cry
-Say goodbye
-Tell a lie
-Hurt you
I heard M. Traitor Greene was heading to France because she wanted to
see the Maginot Lion.
Humor for the day.
Once upon a time a gorilla was strolling along when he spots a lion asleep in the bushes. The gorilla was over the "king of the jungle" business and decided to have some fun.
Creeping up on the lion he spots a nearby elephant manure pile and grabs a handful and smashes into the lion's face. The gorilla runs off laughing hysterically. The lion is enraged and begins to chase the gorilla.
The gorilla is now scared and makes a beeline for a nearby safari camp. He spots an empty tent, runs in, puts on a safari hat, puts a pipe in his mouth, and snaps open a newspaper he puts up to his face.
Almost immediately the lion runs in and yells, "hey did you see a gorilla run by here?" The gorilla replies, "you mean the run that smashed the elephant crap in a lion's face?"
The lion replies, "oh hell, you mean it's in the newspaper already!!"
MAGA World. Where we are.
You are about to go into surgery. The surgeon comes in to brief you. He says I'm not really a doctor, but I am an outsider. I will always give the straight, plain story.
And if a problem develops, it's the Border's fault.
LOL. Definition of a Libertarian. Read recently.
A Libertarian is like a pampered house cat who, neither cares nor understands, the circumstances created around him which allows for a very pleasant life.
In 50 years of attending baseball games I have NEVER come close to
getting a ball hit into the stands.
I have better chance getting one watching from home.
I have my glove ready.
Wife thinks I've gone "round" the bend. Nope, just "round" second.
As Walker is now a police officer with his Crackerjack Box badge I am now
applying to direct any future major motion picture as I have a hardly used Blockbuster Video Card.
MAGA Encounter. Typical.
At the gym I couldn't resist the guy shaking his image as Biden was on the TV. Keep in mind this was an old white guy, I look like a fellow traveler. I asked what's up? Cue the music, the firehose of lies began: inflation it's all Biden, 6 January was the FBI, we need to get out of Ukraine, that MAGA who was shot by Capitol police was a hero, it went on.
I listened and said you know Chump is the most corrupt person on the face of the earth. I left him with his traitorous mouth on the floor. Old white guys, with military haircuts, not all the same.
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