kairos12
kairos12's JournalOnce upon a time at a college reunion a woman was standing talking to
friends. Nearby she heard a man talking. She looked over and slightly remembered the man, but now his conversation made him infamous. His MAGA pedantic rantings combined to make some horrible flavor of prosperity gospel and puritanical prudery.
Finally she couldn't take it anymore. She walked over and said to him:
"You know when 3 people have sex they call it a threesome. When 2 people have sex they call it a twosome, or a couple."
Looking him up and down she says, "now I know why they call you handsome."
Now that MAGA Johnson said he wants to obstruct the DOJ, I know give him a starring
role in "The Fugitive."
Johnson (channeling TL Jones): Want I want now is a MAGA target search of every residence, domicile, outhouse, cathouse, doghouse, and henhouse for Chump patriots and blur their faces like they were caught in a Florida Republican sex scandal.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
Doug Burgum (?) has suspended his Presidential Campaign.
Nevertheless, I press on with my candidacy for the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Fingers crossed.
Since the rise of MAGA
I have found these three categories of people to be useful.
Alive, dead, and dead to me.
Hey media use a different phrase.
I sometimes read where MAGA traitors were shown to have "stormed" the Capitol on 6 January.
Attention media, the 1st Infantry Division stormed the beaches of Normandy, and the 2nd Marine Division stormed the beaches of Tarawa.
Maybe the phrase the media should use is: "MAGA beshitted the Capitol with insurrectionist intent on 6 January."
There, fixed it for you.
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