November 23, 2023

Thanksgiving family conversation tip

I recently read the number one tip to improve.your communication with another person is to ask questions so they can talk about themselves.

Ok. Here’s mine for the Thanksgiving MAGA uncle.

What the flaming fuck is wrong with you?

You’re welcome.

November 22, 2023

OK. I begin the day laden with guilt.

Just read this:

Your shadow exists because light that has traveled 93 million miles unobstructed was deprived of reaching the last few feet thanks to you.

Now throwing my TDAY meal in the trash in penance.

Thanks science.

November 21, 2023

OK. Follow the logic.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/21/politics/trump-critics-appeal-colorado-ruling/index.html

snip:
The group trying to remove Donald Trump from the Colorado ballot based on the 14th Amendment’s “insurrectionist ban” has filed an appeal to the Colorado Supreme Court, hoping to overturn a lower-court ruling that said the ban doesn’t apply to presidents.

Hey Judge how about not figuring out a way that could have let Jefferson Davis be President.

Farce.

November 21, 2023

My general response these days.

What makes you angry?

Me: Nouns.

Nouns?

Me: yeah, people, places, and things.

November 15, 2023

Recently 2 co-workers were walking along on lunch break and one said

"look at that, that's my wife walking arm-in-arm with my mistress.

The other fellow said, "you know we ought to get know each other better because I thought the same thing."

November 15, 2023

Recently I heard where some MAGAs said Chump

calling leftists vermin was no big deal because Hillary called them deplorables.

Well, deplorable is the least objectionable thing I can call a Nazi.

So there's that.

November 15, 2023

Now that Halloween is past us

I observed, as in every spooky season, all ghosts appear to wear white sheets, along with having out stretched arms.

I must conclude these poor creatures are destined to walk the earth forever trying to fold a fitted sheet.

True damnation.

November 13, 2023

On MSNBC Yale Historian

states Trump doesn’t plan on getting elected, he just plans on gaining power.

Perfectly said.

November 13, 2023

Write a movie title

and then describe it with a different plot.

Example: "Mission Impossible"

The story of frantic parents trying to get their teens to put down their phones during Thanksgiving Dinner.

November 13, 2023

It is reported

that Hallmark is currently working diligently, during this Holiday Season, on a second plot.