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April 26, 2020

LEAKED CDC GUIDELINES FOR THE USE OF BLEACH AS TREATMENT FOR COVID-19

USING BLEACH FOR THE TREATMENT OF COVID-19
CDC GUIDELINES

SUMMARY

Chlorine is a chemical found in bleach that inhibits bacterial growth in water. This has led some to believe that it is a suitable treatment for Covid-19, which is not a bacteria, but a virus.
President Trump, for example believes that the warning on household bleach that states “not for internal use,” means that bleach should not be used indoors. He has proposed a series of bleach injections to combat Covid-19. This is because he is smarter than the scientists and “only he can fix it.”

EXPERTISE
President Trump has previously exhibited world-class expertise in the area of using bleach. For example, in 2016 he said of his political rival, Hillary Clinton, “She bleached hundreds of thousands of emails.” He demonstrated a solid understanding of how to forensically remove unwanted emails using bleach. This extraordinary knowledge has given Trump a deep understanding of how bleach can combat a pandemic.

SIDE EFFECTS
However, chlorine poisoning can occur when bleach is taken internally. The effect of bleach on mucosal surfaces inside the body, including the water in the digestive tract, can lead to a build-up of hydrochloric acid and hypochlorous acid, and this can be life-threatening.

The side effects of injecting bleach into the body include:

• Skin discolorization (typically orange).
• Chronic Vanity Syndrome.
• Obsessive Hair Combover Disorder.
• Toxic Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
• Delusions (a perception of living in a reality TV show).
• Paranoia (distrust in all others, especially minorities).
• An obsession with ratings.
• Pathological lying.


TREATMENT

If you see somebody exhibiting these symptoms, follow the guidance provided by President Trump and apply this three-step treatment.

Step One
• Take a one-gallon bottle of household bleach, remove cap (MAGA cap can be left in place).

Step Two
• Shove it up his ass.

Step Three
• Leave in position overnight.

Repeat treatment each day until all symptoms have been relieved.


April 24, 2020

Wanted: Smart person on DU who can explain these figures showing dramatic drop of Georgia new cases

I've been over an hour trying to figure this out. Here (see first bar chart on link below) on the Georgia Department of Public Health, the latest daily cases numbers have dropped dramatically. It is as if Brian Kemp has found the Covid cure.

Recent numbers are:

523 new cases four days ago
345 new cases three days ago
70 new cases two days ago
30 new cases yesterday (Thursday)


https://dph.georgia.gov/covid-19-daily-status-report



However, what confuses me is the AJC (first bar chart in link below) that doesn't show this drop at all and the latest figure is 781 for Thursday (compared to 30 above). Can anyone explain it?

https://www.ajc.com/news/coronavirus-georgia-covid-dashboard/IjORDGLckdP3RI9hJU5CWO/

April 18, 2020

How many people will this kill?

This is just one stupid decision out of thousands of stupid decisions made by Republican lawmakers.

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April 6, 2020

Spain seems to have peaked. It may be a halfway into a two-month curve.

Take a look at Spain.

Four days in a row have seen falling cases.

Three days in a row have seen falling deaths.

Look at the curve of active cases in particular. It looks like they have reached the top of the curve. It took a month to get there and may take a month to get back to low, controllable numbers.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/spain/

April 6, 2020

What is there to stop the spread of the virus after the lockdown is lifted?

The spread of the virus will peak, then the number of cases will fall, and this is all being achieved by shutting down businesses and social distancing, plus testing is playing a limited role in containment.

My question is what is to stop the spread from taking off again once the official cases are back into the hundreds and we lift restrictions? Churches can recongregate, but it only takes one infected person to spread it to dozens, who will then spread it to others. Same for schools, sports stadiums, theaters, restaurants, places of work.

What strategy, if any, will be in place to prevent us simply going back to where we were a few months ago and seeing infections rapidly spread through communities and across the country once again?

April 5, 2020

40% of all new cases worldwide are in USA. 26% of total cases to date are in USA.

This is based on current figures, and the trend is that USA is increasingly the coronavirus capital.

Total cases:
Worldwide: 1,201,443
USA: 311,357 (26%)


Total new cases today:
Worldwide: 84,781
USA: 34,196 (40%)

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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