July 1, 2018

Congratulations Kim Jong Un! You're the grand prize champion on "Flatter the Cuck!"

Congratulations Kim Jong Un! You’re the grand prize champion on “Flatter the Cuck!” Join us next week when China tries to get the title back! Brought to you by #maga, the suckers that never stop.
FUGELSANG.

June 29, 2018

"Hope is a verb with its sleeves rolled up"..how do you like this for my shirt tomorrow?

for our march...or

"We ARE all tied"

my first one was the 3 sentence tweet about Mexicans ending with "What the fuck do you do for a living?" that is way too long, tho ...

June 28, 2018

Curious..how come nobody brought up Palin putting "sights" on Gabby Giffords

HQs and a nut actually shooting her and her aides....when we were having the CIVILITY discussions last week? Curious, isn't it? She kind of skated on that one.....

June 28, 2018

If I can't go to Planned Parenthood for a routine pap smear ...

Ally Maynard
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If I can’t go to Planned Parenthood for a routine pap smear without being screamed at and harassed by Christian protestors then Stephen Miller shouldn’t be able to eat his fucking salad without being called an asshole.

June 28, 2018

The God Emperor is in our state today to dedicate Fox CONNNNN

pretty good protest planned.

June 28, 2018

You know in Wisconsin our Senators left the state to deny them a quorum....

for voting on Act 10...Walker sent the gendarmes after them...but in the end, the Rs found a sneaky way to vote without them, and pushed it thru.

June 27, 2018

America has now officially become Wisconsin

Every branch controlled by the Republicans. We have lived in Hell for a decade, nothing new for us...but this is devastating.

June 26, 2018

"For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken"... BRILLIANT Parody by Christopher Guest..

Brilliant..."Deteriorata" - National Lampoon by Christopher Guest
The National Lampoon parody Written by Christoper Guest

"Deteriorata" - National Lampoon

You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata. Deteriorata.

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up!

June 26, 2018

Visited Mom (87) in the nursing home today..She asks me "How did this guy get elected, Jody?"

So, my brother Jack and his wife left today for France and Italy. Joan is dancing/teaching in Italy. That means I take up the slack with Mom, 87, in the nursing home. She has all her marbles and we get our IQs from her branch. The younger kids all treat her like a toddler/invalid. I engage her and she stays with me. Since my life is politics, that is what I am gonna talk about. Took her the dress I am sewing for the July 4th parade. Read her my last 3 published letters. Apprised her of upcoming march for immigration here in our town. And Trump coming to WI for Foxconnnn groundbreaking. She does not watch TV.... funny how stuff filters to her, tho...not just from me.

Now she has lived thru many presidents, most of them good. She asks me "How did this guy get elected, Jody?" I said "Republican cheating, Russia and 1/2 of us didn't vote." She, "What is wrong with people?" I cannot answer that in a short paragraph. How do you tell a lady who lived thru a Depression WHY 50% of us stayed home.

I told her I posted on DU blog how nuts the media is yakking about Melania's jacket and a restaurant, when 37,000 nursing home residents are being kicked out this week in LA. Her eyes got big...now, her place is swank, $5Grand a month. Jack says she better die in 2 years as that is all the money she has left.

She told me she was proud of me and to keep up the good work...but it is hard ....I am 67 and have experienced much in those years...never thinking we would come to this...

Of course neither did she...her huz was in WW2 when he was 17...the Depression...7 kids, the glorious achievements of the 60s and our hippie days, Dad becoming a priest in his 40s.....she has seen MUCH more and cannot fathom 2018. How did JFK turn into this monster in the WH... I hug her goodbye..

June 26, 2018

Anybody see the dame on MOJO saying we got to get back to the 1950s??

hawking her book...freak city....girls got to get married or they will be in poverty....feminism was no good..it led to this...holy cow, she is pretty nuts.