Genuine intellectuals and saavy people never interject "I'm like a really smart person"

What's up with baby emperor's upper lip?

My sweet 85 yr old mum has noted his upper lip is no longer contorting into that fishmouth thing he does. She thinks he has had his upper lip botoxed....god I cannot believe I am actually ruminating on this kind of nonsense but given the place we are now...well. And I am confident this is probably very possible as 'baby it' seems to be keenly aware of any slight, criticism, meme or whatever he sees being said or mocked about him. So you think he had it botoxed?

Oompa Loompa is the new black folks!

Kellyanne's New Nickname: Tingle...

Because she gets that tingly feeling when King Orange praises her for a lie well done! I swear she gets all a-flutter when the Don is near! Now I am making myself nauseous...

Creatin' Jobs! WANTED: 25 Million Eager Minions for Emperor's Traveling Claque

Must be loud, clueless, uninformed, devoid of any moral standards and willing to swear undying allegiance to the King! Willingness to memorize "alternative facts" is a plus...sign up now and Make America Reprehensible Again!

Supreme Court Pick...It really is the Twilight Zone

This hideous being will choose the next member. I cannot fathom how we got here...Some days I feel like the mole popping my head up in a life-size game of Whac-a-mole...everyday brings another bash of surreal absurdity.

Trevor Noah says this is the moment in history Time Travelers are sent back to change the future!

JUST THINK...If they lie about something as inane as the size of a crowd...

I shiver to think what "lies" beneath...

Donnie has the BIGGEST hands in the World...PERIOD!

Poor lil Spiceboy...he is such a good lil poodle!

Lee Greenwood Song is giving me nnightmares!

Donnies use of that "God Bless the USA" by Greenwood has been in my nightmares about a Trumpie Universe. Yes, I am actually having nightmares about this. The most disturbing one takes place in a dark and dank basement...a hoard of trumpies has me pinned down and they are forcing a red slime which has moving red amoeba looking things down my throat...and all the while that f'ing song is playing in the background. I firmly believe Donald T is mentally ill and until now I did not think it was contagious. But now I am starting to think that maybe he has the power to quantumly infect... I want my dreams back! Rainbows and horses and butterflies and flowers...