Duncanpup
Duncanpup's Journal? In responding to my trump sycophant senator and congress repug
They post on twitter often and I just need to keep my responses simple. A few examples in replying keeping it short and simple. Which is more appropriate.
1- carry on now kissing dear leader ass
2- carry on now tossing dear leaders salad
I hate the fucking Republican Party so much. Screwing the workers and families for 40 fucking years. All started with Regan that fuck. These fuckers trying to loot our country one last hustle before November for theirselves and the corporations.
And being hateful is not my way but these pigs make me wanna well dammit they need to be voted out crushed like roaches.
Ok I ranted I feel better take care be safe all you and your loved ones.
The troops are bitching so morale must be high a old army saying
The troops as I fondly refer to our sons as they sit at the kitchen bar. I hear them grumbling bitching this is stupid its ridiculous. Dear mom has hit them with math assignments today. As state schools have suspended all cyber schooling. Tomorrow is English I think Ill sit in and learn proper punctuation we have downloaded Rosetta Stone so our one son can continue his German language studies.
My conversation German has been coming back to me as well. From when I was a kid in army exchange program with our west German sister infantry battalion, Beachtung kontakt panzers 2000 meter nord. sarcasm people Im stressed as all of us.
Our golden retriever is working from home with the love of his life my wife. From the front room couch he is now a CCO chief cuddle officer. And as I sit on back porch my right paw boog is digging a hole. It is a new hole the best hole ever. He digs stops looks in the hole starts digging some more.
Well Im gonna start lasagna for a all day snack. Eat when you want eat as much as you want around here be safe to you and the families.
I let my boys go fishing cabin fever
They been locked up for week school district has dropped all cyber schooling. My wife is working from home me Im just union jockey at night. Im only one stopping at the stores leaving house.
I mentioned why dont you guys just head to the orchard ponds this morning they were out the door in a flash with their rods and gear. It is secluded and rural so they will be ok.
Is boog the chocolate lab a misogynist no he's just a fathead asshole
Her name is Maddie she is a two year old yellow lab. A sweet girl staying with us as her dad is in hospital. And at first she followed boog and our golden retriever around like glue poor dog didnt know us. Then she started sleeping with our one son and now Maddie is totally comfortable here.
So boog was like hey man hands out bones I inhale my bone. Ill take yours he was thinking with Maddie. Well boog learned about female and strong women. He got growls and Maddie hackles. Yup boogs a fathead he looked at me. I said boog your sucking wind I feel bad for Maddie but shes settling in to the pack. And boog is learning about ladies I smile and laugh.
It's like Green acres around here We never knew
If you run the dishwasher it interrupts our wi fi we discovered this as my wife and sons are homeschooling and she is working from home. All our using the wireless except for boog and man were gonna make Italian sub for lunch.
And to answer Ohio gals question we send boog up the telephone pole. To fetch our I phones.
Humor people let's keep morale up ,Day 1 self isolation man and boog diary
Boog- The lady and my brothers are home ladies working from home and my boys are homeschooling.
05:40 boog lady and my boys are up
0545 boog - ladies pissed at me boog why because she left her hazel nut flavored coffee on table next to couch boog dogs love hazel nut flavored coffee Lady was pissed at boog.
05:46 boog is on back porch with man lady is telling man. Boog was drinking my hazel nut coffee.
05:46:12 seconds man looks at me boog and says. Really dude how can you drink flavored coffee it is disgusting . Man does his coffee lite cream or black. Then man pets and rubs my ears.
06:40 boog boys and man work out on back porch. When they do pull ups weights push-ups sit ups I lick them try to lay on them I make them giggle they love me.
07:30 boog boys man go inside after workout lady is now watching morning joe and she is mad at some orange idiot on tv. She is no longer mad at boog she never stays mad at me long. Lady loves me I climbed on the couch to let her and me cuddle rub my velvet ears it relaxes my lady.
Were ok people be safe
Geico commercial chad raised by wolves Or boogs
I just mentioned again that probably will be our sons wedding receptions. Is it true they were raised by BOOGS.
Words of a wise man that I knew in my youth applies to this administration
Ill post this here was gonna post it on vets board. Reason why I post it here hey were all in a shit storm with this pandemic.
My first platoon sgt I served with him in as enlisted 82nd 2/325 PIR a fine SFC he would say to us.
Men their are those who can do and that is us.
And men then their are those who think they can do and they cannot. And those are the dumb fuckers in charge.
Let me ramble and tell you about this wise fine warrior a E-7 who took care of all of us especially private cherries like teb. He only went to the if I remember to the ninth grade. And dropped out of school to help his family in nineteenth sixties he was from eastern Kentucky. And he got caught up in the draft and served tour in Vietnam. And decided to make the army a career.
I would have followed him out of aircraft anywhere not out of blind obedience. But out of duty and honor and the love and respect that warriors have to each other.
He would also explain to us there is two groups in this world.
Those that have and those that do not. Or to tell you how he said it the haves and haves not who dont have a shitting brown bag to shit In.
And all of us are on the brown paper bag team in life sorry for the bad news men but it is reality. Even you LT lieutenant cuz you got no ring from West Point. You just community college and OBIC officer basic infantry course youll probably retire a LTC lite colonel cuz ring knockers only get the full birds he was so truthful.
That day we were barbecuing and drinking beer it was Friday evening. We were celebrating I think five of us getting our EIB (expert infantrymen badge) one morning after PT he gathered us privates and told us you all gonna go EIB program you will challenge yourselves I do not tolerate ass and trash men. And we gave up weekends and evenings to train.
Now this is leadership unlike today with orange moron. Did he just toss us no our NCO in the platoon who majority of them had RANGER TABS took us and trained us land navigation just example to prepare for the course. The 5 infantry Ps the piss poor planning promotes poor performance.
Like today we knew of this coronavirus outbreak as early as December and trump just stuck his head in the sand.
Maybe 2 years later I ran into this fine SFC I caught a PCs. To west Germany cuz I was taken off jump status had a broken ankle twice. My ankle didnt care for hitting Mother Earth from the sky my mech infantry battalion was on a Graf and hoehnsfeldt training rotation. And we had sometime off in hoehnsfeltd waiting for another unit to clear.
And that unit was the ABCT airborne combat team out of Vicenza. And walking back with case of beer I ran into my old SFC who was now company first sgt. We got drunk together on a grassy hill he was fine people sorry for the ramble Im just stressed like all of us.
So as the wealthy get tested and the elite for coronavirus. All of us dont have a brown bag to shit in.
My moms nursing home has suspended all visits
Im glad that I resupplied her with powder coffee creamer and bath and body products Thursday morning . She just called me as we were gonna do pizzas tomorrow with her.She said kid you cannot come kid thats makes me smile Im almost 54.
Cyber school for our sons boog and man were stepping up to help with Education
In this time you still have to have humor. Schools closed for 2 weeks obvious reasons. And this morning we had gym class on back porch free weights and pull ups push ups sit ups and dip bar. Actually I love when we can all work out alone our gym is closed as well. Bench pressing and you get a love lick in your ear.
After gym class we all loaded up in Tacoma and went on a field trip to get donuts. The boys went inside to score. And my chocolate lab cohort in education was having a meltdown. Barking in a panic inside the pickup at the people going in and coming out of his donut place. Whining man theyre taking our donuts.
On way home he sits in back whining hey boy toss me a donut will you. We talk to him what lassie Timmy is a flat earth weirdo no way. That gets him wound up and he starts barking come on guys help a dog out with a donut.
Later were going on a science field trip fishing. The science part is how much stream water can a boog drink. Now its music class jamming on guitar my one son and his friend. And our other son is actually doing a English essay on his lap top. I think we have this covered.
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