Duncanpup
Duncanpup's JournalAll of a sudden my trumpig associates are into morality
This morning my phone is blowing up with text I quote
Biden border crisis
Governor cuomo sexual assault allegations
The defecit in regards to the Biden rescue plan
The once again $15 dollar hour minimum wage
Biden and tucker Carlson
I asked where have you been with your morals and worry with the trumpig administration.
Duncan pup is in love with retired army nurse. WTF Duncan tropical lighting 25th infantry
In this pandemic my wife’s mother and her aunt have been staying with us. They recently left to go to their homes to receive the vaccines and then came yesterday because they said reason was our oldest daughter is maybe two weeks out from child birth. I’m truly grateful for them both fine women they were with us when my wife was in hospital and rehab with pneumonia. I told my wife they are a blessing. I feel these ladies feel safer here as widows and we really are not built to be alone.
They live separately my mother in law and wife’s aunt. So in where I find humor is Duncan the golden retriever pup since yesterday when they came to visit has been up aunt D ass. And I say this with humor before dunk was so so. Then yesterday he was all over her when she arrived a pup grrrr wooo wooo I missed you where have you been.
Last night my wife got into bed and told me I lost Duncan it was maybe midnight she said Duncan is sleeping with her aunt. Since July 22 first day he came home this year Duncan has always slept in our bed. When he was so tiny the runt of litter and my wife was in hospital and rehab pneumonia. Duncan and man we’re task force snuggles not infantry battle buds we were cuddle buds.
And as I sit at kitchen bar posting this I smile because Duncan is helping his love do New York Times crossword laying on his back next to her. He’s such a belly rub slut my wife is working in home office and my mother in law is in online service Lutheran church. I told my wife’s aunt Duncan has pcs from the 82nd Airborne 2/325 pir to the 25th infantry tropical lighting I think she told me her first unit was 12 th surgical in Vietnam. I really do not ask her out of respect and decency. Yet I find humor in this with a ten month old furry lover boy.
Hugs kisses and out the door, my boys of summer baseball
They’re excited as district baseball is returning it will be late this year. Mid June practice starts in theory everyone will be vaccinated. We signed them up last night as from a email I received Tuesday and just opened last night. I found out about the email because I got a voicemail on Thursday from coach asking if I saw the email. And I just listened in to it last night.
My boys - Really dad you got this email Tuesday and you just opened it up.
Dad - Yea fellas cut the old man some slack I’m almost 55 I am not email type of guy.
Then my wife has to get involved full snark sarcasm.
My wife - What do you expect from your father guys he doesn’t understand the universal remote and he still drinks percolated coffee. Our 16 year old guitar slinger has to add.
16 year old - laughing yea mom absolutely remember the vox pedal board from Christmas two years ago. Dad is still using individual pedals when he jams.
In my defense on the vox I tried it couldn’t figure it out should have actually studied the manual. Then our son took it and read the manual and gets some awesome tones out of it.
Oh that started it I told my wife of 33 years keep it up. And you the keurig and me and my percolater will be in marriage counseling. And at that moment I decided not to mention the voice message from coach I deleted it.
Sorry I ramble anyway the guys took my visa check card signed up last night put in the team Jersey sizes they will need. And then I hear dad can we book 8-10 in the morning at the batting cages with your check card.
So breakfast was served this morning and batting helmets catchers gear and bats were loaded up. And they were out the door by 07:15 heading to the cages. Im happy because all of us can see the exit door on this pandemic vaccines and mask is our way out of this nightmare.
Had to get my furry troops calmed down, throwing paws in church
Kind of like the army on a Saturday night when the Nco on duty gets a call from the MP’s. So my wife her mother and aunt were attending online Lutheran Saturday evening services sitting at the dining room table.
And Mr big paws our twelve year old golden retriever and Duncan the ten month old golden retriever pup. We’re sleeping under the table as the ladies were involved in online services. No clue what started the throwing of paws and trash barking. Yet my wife informed me that the table was moving the laptop almost went onto the floor.
I was upstairs reading and the bedroom door opened and my wife exiled them both to hang with me. You two get those furry asses in there and lay down and informing me in what they both did. So I put my book down and counseled the furry troops. Mr big paws climbed up the steps to get on the bed and Duncan jumped up. All’s good now as we cuddle and get ear rubs on the bed it’s a circus.
Army reviewing investigation into Flynn, Washington post Friday
Over money he received from Turkey and Russia. Apologies I can’t post from my I phone. As a vet I’m very happy with this announcement. Flynn is a traitor we as all of us that served swore a oath to constitution.
My wife slept in spare bedroom last night , I asked her why
Her and our twelve year old golden mr big paws slept together.
Me - I asked why did you sleep in spare bedroom
My wife - Responding smiling over coffee this morning. She was up working late and she said she came into the bedroom and saw. A one hundred twenty pound chocolate lab and a seventy pound golden retriever pup both laying on their backs and I was spooning them both.
Me - I replied got you I said well tonight I’ll rub your ears and scratch your belly and spoon you in bed. 
my wife said you are so romantic.
Boog the chocolate lab and Mr big paws our golden retriever and pup on our walk
Duncan pup is walking with out a leash at ten months old as our two older furry boys. And we come across rabbit poop.
Duncan rolls in the rabbit shit I get it it’s a wolf / dog process. They are domestic dogs descendants of wolves , Duncan is like ok mr big paws boog man if we roll in this bunny shit. We will smell like rabbits and will hunt them the rabbits will never know it’s us total camouflage.
To Duncan this is original mr big paws is twelve boog is ten mans fifty four in age. Mr big paws and boog watched when we got home from our walk and I took Duncan pup straight to garage to wash him off.
On back porch my wife said oh Duncan you smell washing Duncan off. He was like man how did the lady know. 
we we’re gonna hunt bunnies.
At dr office waiting on my wife two trumpublican are trying to engage me in their conversation
Yea they been bitching about mask how Covid is not real. The one bitch is how the demonicrats are trying to let young kids get sex changes.
Trumpig 1 - WTF is wrong with them thinking say their child if it’s a boy wants to be a girl.
Trumpig 2- your wright it’s just evil
Trumpig 2- looks at me sitting and ask really screwed up what do I think.
Me - I replied to them both saying I identify as a Italian hoagie
They did not try to engage me in anymore conversation.
Now I’m hungry for a decent Italian hoagie you know with the sweet peppers and sauce loaded with the meats cheese.
So I accidentally used my wife's deodorant after a shower
And now I want to get angry at myself over how I load the dishwasher
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