My wife says I only have two faults.

I never listen and something else.

At vets picking up arthritis meds for boog and Mr big paws

Vet profin meds for our two elderly family members and Mr big paws Golden retriever is 14 Boog chocolate lab is 12. Standing in the lobby at vets at counter there was a black lab 11 years old he came up to me sniffing me giving me a wag wag he is arthritic and going blind his family is seeing vet to try new meds for him.

I rubbed mister black lab talked to his family I understand them so much just wanting take their boy home and enjoy him couple more years. I saw how much they loved that boy I understand our furry kids really are the best.

Then I climb in car with boog and dunk pup they’re both like shit that was close man we were at our doctors you know he is a quack. Always wanting to stick us with shots draw our blood stick a thermometer up our ass.Tell you man he’s a bit of a anal freak that doctor with his thermometer anal stuff. He will look in our ears maybe x ray us and give a boog radiation poisoning to see if I’m ok after eating a bag cat food.

Ok man are we stopping at Burger King. And at traffic light boog dunk are hanging out windows of car barking at a dinosaur statue I claim them their mine.

Has anyone else noticed the magat associates in our lives or relatives crowd going silent

Since mar a lago raid I text them email I ask them what would republicans jaysus do on espionage. I ask who do you think pulled a Judas on your orange messiah nothing no replies at all I’m fucking bored that I can’t get a response.

OIF OEF inherent resolve vets

These men and women are our second greatest generation. At work last night I met a new guy he is causal dock worker ups gonna go to police academy in the fall he was in Syria. He asked if I served I said yes Eighty deuce then western Germany all skate duty compared to you I said.

Our two son in laws naval corpsman the other Army walked with the 75th regiment my nephew retiring from army ,a young woman who works with my wife she is attending law school she speaks fluent I think Farsi she was interpreter.

These men and women carried a heavy load for twenty one years. They volunteered to do this nations heavy lifting and I love them all.

Marge green says white men are discriminated against

And then that discrimination causes us white men to watch porn and play video games.

That’s bullshit I never play video games.

Qvangelical

Spend 6 days week hating liberal socialist then pretend to worship one on Sunday.

I have a joke about trickledown economics

Although 99% of you won’t get it.

My wife was screaming this morning give it to me I'm so wet

She can scream all she wants I’m not giving her the umbrella.

My wife decided not to go to the gym with me this morning

I don’t think our relationship is working out.

Reality winner lost four years of her freedom over classified docs