Voting here in Louisiana is pretty fucking comical, actually.

You go into a booth, punch buttons on a Votetronic touch screen, and then we're supposed to accept ON FAITH that our vote is going to be tabulated correctly to our chosen candidate. No receipt, no way to check online later.

"The vote is correct. We can't manipulate the votes because the totals have to match the number of signatures before entering."

To which I say THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Who wrote the Votetronic software? Republican or Democrat? Why am I not allowed to inspect your program code, MR. REPLUBLICAN VOTETRONIC MANUFACTURER.