May 18, 2018

best roddy piper line ever from sunny in Philadelphia

It makes me laugh every time.

May 14, 2018

Incredible quote from Rick and Morty

"Nobody asked to be here, nobody exists on purpose, and we are all going to die. So can we go watch TV?"-

Yeah...i garbled it....but still...

May 9, 2018

Deal maker my ass.

All Trump can do is back out of deals. He is a deal breaker. Who would negotiate with him knowing he is untrustworthy?
He pulls us out of agreements and everyone else stays. This dilutes our influence on the world stage.
I guess Iran will have nukes in a matter of months now. (Nevermind Iran"s demographics make this a perfect time to reintegrate them into the world) Maybe then the Godwads will see the destruction of Israel that they have been fantasizing about for ages.
Then Jesus can come back and all our children and grandchildren can die.

I really don't know what to say. My soul screams for me to fight...but who? And how?

May 6, 2018

i have a squeaky mouse toy lost in the house.

It squeaks everytime I walk and when a train or car passes. I have a significant hearing loss in one ear. I cannot triangulate to find it. My furry little bastard cats know where it is located. But they just stare at me with detached amusement as I flail about uselessly.
What a great bunch of cats! That is why I love them.

May 6, 2018

Caught a mess of catfish?

Chop off the tails about 2 inches up and hang them tail end down. They will bleed out in 15 minutes or so. If you do not do this they can live for many hours.

April 28, 2018

No one ever prays for a lost limb to regrow.

Explain.

April 21, 2018

Saw a thread recently about songs we wanted at our funeral.

Couldn't find it again. Here's mine. Holiday in Spain. By Counting Crows.

Anyone else want to glom on?

April 21, 2018

Waldorf salad with chicken

https://cookingwithpoints.com/healthy-waldorf-chicken- salad
Got some waldorf chicken salad from the deli that was expensive and underwhelming. Here is an easy to make and much cheaper alternative that is delicious and perfectly balanced. I did not change a thing. I recommend eating it on a hoagie.

April 21, 2018

I have seen many learned articles concerning Trump"s speaking style..

They go into great detail about techniques and oratory persuasion as if Trump is on par with MLK or any of the great speakers of history. But , like all things Trump, the truth of the matter is simple to the point of stupidity.
The truth is right there for the experts to see, but they are assuming that there is a depth to the man that simply does not exist.
I call bullshit on all the tedious analysis.
Two things: Vince McMahon and WWE.
The parallels between what he says and the bluster of wrestlers from the 80s and 90s is amazing. The flipflops are just the heel turns used in wrestling to manipulate the emotions of the fans. The crude ethnic stereotypes.....check!
The denigration of women.....check!
The name calling.....check!
The rampant drug abuse *sniff sniff*....big ol" check...
One might imagine that at some point Trump was involved in WWE and his storyline fed his ego to such a degree that he became a cartoon of himself..holy shit....check!
His speaking style is nothing more than Vince McMahon's rabble rousing.
Trump thinks the WWE is real.
He doesn't want to be Putin. He wants to be McMahon.
Vince McMahon's catchphrase was "You're fired!" long before the Apprentice.
I rest my case.

April 10, 2018

What kind of bees give milk?

Boobees!