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Name: Sabrine
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Home country: Belgium
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Where's the due process ?

A message of love...

A few headlines from Europe

Le Monde (France) :
La parade de Trump piétine
Trump parade stamples on
Pretty ironic article. First lines are saying +/-
Trump is mocked even by his allies . His martial parade project has been poorely received. Critics have fallen as hail of bullet...


20 Minutes (France) :

Cherchez l'erreur sur cette photo virale de l'équipe de Donald Trump
This pic of Trump's staff went viral. What's wrong with it ?

The article points the mockeries on the pic.

Marianne (France) :
Pourquoi les Américains ont peur de la lubie de Donald Trump : un défilé militaire comme au 14-Juillet
Why Americans are scared of Trump's new fantassy : a 14 july - like parade


Many others more or less saying the same, joyfully mocking Trump and many refering to Bernie's tweet about copying healthcare system instead of the militar parade.

New conspiracy theory

Sorry I'm involved in...

It is highly weird and doubtful that I'm Belgian. I'm too much concerned about the US politics...

I'm a CIA agent or something like that...

Trolls can't even come with a story more or less plausible

I sent an alert, the post has been removed.

We should throw a parade for Obama (well deserved)

Only the finest people...

Hell: Exothermic or Endothermic?

The answer was purportedly in response to the bonus question on a chemistry exam :

“Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?”

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….. …leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

The student received A+

Not meant literally : instead of copy French Military Parade...

Immigration in Trump's way

World leaders

-------Leader of the multipolar world-------------------------Bipolar leader of the world--------

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