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Innovative diplomacy...

Blackmailing


Democracy in Trump's way


"Hasta la vista, Bibi"


Ass kicking


Fire


Convinient ennemy


Race around the bomb

What is politics ?

I recalled this old joke. I was going to translate but found it in English. It proves that good jokes are international


A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
- I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
- Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.
- We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
- The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
- And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit."

A Tough Question

If con is the opposite of pro, then isnít Congress the opposite of progress? Jon Stewart

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a devout christian


Trump is highly reliable as soothsayer

Joke time

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope slapped him.

Don't share this pic. Daddy Trump hates it, don't do it...

Please do share with whomever you know (is my sentence correct ?)

We all owe Donald Trump Jr an apology

If you need a good laugh, don't miss this one :-)

A man died and went to Heaven.

As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."

"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Donald Trump's clock?" asked the man.

St. Peter pointed upwards and said, "Right there, we're using it as a ceiling fan.

Mueller's reply to Trump's team


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