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grumpyduck

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March 4, 2022

Two probably unanswerable questions about Putin.

One, if he's in hiding as mentioned a few times, is he aware of what's happening to his country re: sanctions and such? Is anyone telling him?

Two, is he the one behind the so-called military strategy in Ukraine, or is someone else doing it?

Okay, that's three questions.

March 2, 2022

So DeathSantis said France wouldn't fight back.

I would love to be a fly on the wall if tfg, or DeathSantis, or Abbot, or any of those requblican assholes found out that, say, Tuvalu or a similar tiny country was invading the US. They would probably be on the first plane outta here.

Big-mouth asshole cowards, every last one of them.

February 10, 2022

One more heart!

I am not worthy!!

But thank you so much!

February 10, 2022

Wow, three more hearts!!!!

Thank you so much!

February 10, 2022

And then there's the Guacamole Police,

which Eric referred to as the Wack-a-margie Police.

[drum roll and rim shot]

But the Gazpacho Police did execute a no-search warrant. Turns out the guy was eating guacamole instead. So he invited them to have some, and they said, "No, thanks, we're vegan."

[boos and hisses]

Thant's it. No more. I promise.

February 10, 2022

And even "gestapo police" would have been redundant anyway, Margie.

The word Gestapo is a contraction of Geheime Staatspolizei, which was the Secret State Police. So, police police.

But, if she wasn't talking about the Gestapo, then Gazpacho Police would have been accurate.

See?

February 10, 2022

Another heart!

Thank you thank you!

February 10, 2022

Perfect poop in seven days.

I almost lost it this morning when an ad came up here for a dog food that promised perfect poop in seven days.

Note to self: re-join, or send some money, or whatever. to stop getting these ads.

February 8, 2022

Another heart!

Thank you!

February 8, 2022

Wow! Thank you for my heart!

Whoever you are.

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